Evan

Pretty gay and is really retarded and never gets a girl and lies about having a girlfriend

Evan is gay lol

by anonymous November 29, 2019

Evan

A chill bisexual guy that has the biggest cock around

man 1: Did you see Evan around?
girl: Yeah i fucked him last night
man 2: Oh really? I fucked him last Saturday

by that one bi kid November 26, 2020

Evan

A sweet ,kind and overall an amazing guy that you can fall in love with easily. He maybe be able to get almost any girl he desires but chooses what his heart wants. Smiles all the time and really smart usually blond *on the outside*

Wow be evan is amazing

by Aki_Clout October 8, 2019

Evans

Obsessed with sucking ginger dick whilst texting a weed smoking green smeg

Bruh! In gonna do an Evans tonighht

by Robdinglehefner November 27, 2017

Evan

A real overconfident dick

Person: hey Evan
Evan: what’s up
Person: you’re a dick

by Scrambledmoose February 15, 2019

Evan

Evan is power hungry super sexy funny handsome and charming a great person

Evan is a great guy

by IOI-655321 March 30, 2018

Evan

A try hard who is horrible in bed and is to shy to show his face that it takes months to see his feet. And he also is sweaty. He is also a pussy bitch who is so bad shit that his dad dropped him 21 times when he was born just because of the meme.

That pussy looks like an Evan

by Dat Fricker November 3, 2018