telephonular

telephone...ular O.o

god damn this telephonular escapade

by duder (AKA el duderino) January 23, 2004

telephone cord

The curly cord that connects the handset to the base of your telephone - providing you don't have a cordless phone.

Dirt cheap second hand lengths can be bought easily and are frequently used in bdsm.

I hog tied her with a cuple of lengths of Telephone Cord and she looked so good

by January Sales May 2, 2005

telecheating

(1) When a female or male mate sees an atractive woman or man and express thier feelings to their mate.

(2) When your partner masturbates to celebrity seen on a movie or television excessively.

Robert: oh man I saw my wife looking at John Cena excessively.

Andy: You better watch out before she starts telecheating on you

by Willie dizzle November 23, 2007

telescopic swaphook

A male reproductive organ, which seems small or regular in size in the beginning, but can extend to unsuspected lengths

Girl: "Your wiener looks so small"
Boy: "Well watch my telescopic swaphook do the Hubble, baby"
Girl: * slurp *

by Linguistian March 6, 2008

Telephary

A party game that combines the elements of both Pictionary and Telephone. Every person, while sitting in a circle, receives a drawing utensil and number of pieces of paper equal to the number of people in the circle. Each person then writes a sentence and after 10 seconds, passes their entire stack of papers to their right with the sentence on top. That person then reads the paper and draws a picture of the sentence. After 10 seconds, the person puts the sentence on the bottom of the stack and passes the stack of papers again so that the next person sees the picture and writes a sentence about what they think the picture is. This continues until everyone has their own paper. The chain of sentences/drawings are revealed and there is much laughter and merriment.

"We all started playing Telephary, which would seem really boring, but is actually hilarious when everyone is drunk"

by TheWrangler May 26, 2009

telehigh

to get high with someone over the phone

Me and my friend got telehigh last night; we did bong hits at the same time.

by magvox July 19, 2009

Telephonite

Someone who works in the telecommunications field. This person lives and breathes the voice side of communications rather than the data side. Fron the old school of dial tone creation.

'All the people who worked for me at Verizon were terrific Telephonites'.

by telecomking July 20, 2009