Tee

top; toast; or essentially, any word beginning with the letter "t" that would easily recognizable in the context.

Sexually, she preferred to be on tee; or, I'm starving - who's got the beez on tee (beans on toast)?

by Bob Boston May 9, 2003

tee heezle

A giddy laugh/giggle, with the added touch of a sneeze.

A: *says something funny*
B: Tee heezles.
A: haha that reminds me of a sneeze.

by Kakera August 14, 2008

420 tee shirt

a tee shirt with a large prominent 420 on it. This does not refer to the time of day, any marihuana references; but it what the wearer's credit score has been thoughout life.

She: did you see that spaced dude's 420 tee shirt?
He: No, baby, that's his credit score!

by WordNerd4U2 March 19, 2011

tee-her-off

sexual innuendo for people who play golf

I'd like to go golfing with her a.k.a. tee-her-off

by J1B May 19, 2011

tee ree

A retard wearing a t-shirt

Hey dude look at that tee ree

by katey47 May 4, 2018

tee hee hee

See: Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber

With his mushed, squatty appearance, Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber certainly qualifies as a tee hee hee.

by High Priest in the Manner of Melchezidek August 22, 2003

tee off

to wake up with morning wood

do i know what morning wood is?! i tee off every morning

by Niza November 26, 2007