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THE TEE TEE MAT 

The floor mat your boyfriend has in front of his toilet. When he tee tees, it splashes everywhere and the tee tee mat catches it.
When Booch takes a midnight poop, she holds her feet out straight to avoid the tee tee mat.
Related Words
teenager teenybopper tee hee teen Teets Teeth teenie Tee! teefs Teen Wolf

Kentucky golf tee

A man lays flat on the ground and places a golf tee in his dick hole. He puts a golf ball on it and lets someone else tee it off.
I can't piss after me and my buddy tried a couple Kentucky golf tees.

Guaran-damn-tee 

More than a guarantee; When you don’t just guarantee, you guaran-damn-tee.
Alex: are you sure?
John: I guaran-damn-tee it!
Guaran-damn-tee by 1an_p March 6, 2019

Graphic Tee

A shirt that GDIs wear to make themselves look more like a tool than they already do.
Look at the GDI with his graphic tee. I bet he can't wait to go home, play World of Warcraft with a can of Mountain Dew, and enjoy looking forward to being a virgin and poor his whole life.
Graphic Tee by St. Fratrick December 1, 2010

young tee 

a t-shirt that looks like it belongs on someone a lot thinner and/ or younger
"did you see manny?"
"yeah he's wearing that small ass, tight ass, short sleeve, young tee again"
young tee by SPxCA May 21, 2008

heezelbee x-tee cee 

result of talking while drunk/super tired; could also be a nickname for a hot bitch!; x tee cee is the name of a shot
"heezelbee in new york" "what are you up to you heezelbee x-tee cee?" " i want an x tee cee shot!"
heezelbee x-tee cee by jenlindsmar September 4, 2008