lumberjack tattoo 

A wound sustained from cutting wood. Basically getting a scar from an axe or chainsaw.

"My axe slipped and now my leg has a sweet Lumberjack Tattoo"

lumberjack tattoo by Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar May 8, 2014

Kitchen tattoo

The resulting scar pattern from when you burn or otherwise injure yourself while cooking in the kitchen. Commonly found on the arms and hands of chefs and other professional food workers.

"Tom didn't realize his arm was resting on the hot oven until he felt it burning; the mark it left was just one more kitchen tattoo from a lifetime working with piping hot oils and equipment!"

Kitchen tattoo by beingeco October 17, 2021

A Trimble Tattoo 

A tattoo that becomes a serious form of regret. Usually a rash decision, leading to the tattoo having no point or meaning.

Me: Ben why do you have a tribal tattoo on your arm? Are you a member of a tribe?

Ben: No, it was a bit of a Trimble Tattoo, Im going to get it removed.

A Trimble Tattoo by rodneyrandall June 13, 2012

Mickey Mouse Tattoo 

(Noun) A tattoo of poor quality. Examples include
- Jailhouse or kitchen tattoos
- Tattoos drawn by inexperienced or non-professional artist.
- Tattoos of a nonsensical subject matter, the example from which the term is derived.
- Poorly placed tattoos
- Tattoos that remain outlines or incomplete

“That idiot was covered head to toe in Mickey Mouse Tattoos.”

Mickey Mouse Tattoo by RickyDavid September 3, 2018

Chili Pepper tattoo 

Is very common in the lgtbq community, more specifically Italian gay males get this tattoo on there upper body to show there extreme Homosexuality and attraction to there own gender

Wow look at that Chili Pepper tattoo under that dudes right armpit that guy must like dick up his butt

Chili Pepper tattoo by anonymous March 10, 2023

mushroom tattoo 

noun; to slap someone in the face with your penis, thereby leaving a red mark in the shape of a mushroom

"My woman acted up so I gave her a mushroom tattoo on the cheek."

mushroom tattoo by somery February 4, 2003

Smashing Pumpkins tattoo

The unfortunate result of thinking the 90's had more staying power than they actually did.

Also: An ingenious ruse to keep people from knowing you make Hunter money.

"Are you serious, that guy makes Hunter money? But he has a fucking Smashing Pumpkins tattoo."

Smashing Pumpkins tattoo by Bodhi!! November 30, 2011