Tactical

1. A word to define the process of taking a hurried, strategically timed wank with the sole intention of cramming as many 'tacticals' into your day as possible.

2. Can also be used to relieve sexual pressure a short while before a nervously anticipated meeting with a girlfriend or figure of sexual interest.

1.

guy 1: where's Fred?
guy 2: gone for another tactical, my kleenex supply is diminishing at a worrying rate because of that obsessive bastard..

2.

Guy 1. You all set to meet Juliet?
Guy 2. What if i get a boner? she's bound to see! she'll never even look at me again!
Guy 1: Alright then, you can take three minutes out on the tram and have a quick tactical but you'll have to be speedy!

by HelvedSnooty September 18, 2012

Tactical Ops

A FPS shooter that has a multitude of weapons in which you can use to kill noobs with, but the best of all must be the Parker Hale. When someone hears you pull the trigger, they know what gun the shot came from. Now complete with laser tripping explosives, and a FAMAS.

dajackal: Whats with all the n00b$?
ArmandoTheGreat: Don't worry, I'll boot 'em
(Types in over 12,000 codes which causes freshmen players to blow up instantly)
Maciej: Time to BEAST!!!
Stolen: Pwned.
(Snipes all three of them in the head)

by Stolen February 21, 2005

tactical TMI

TMI(too much information) statement that causes extreme discomfort to all hearers.
can be related to a tactical nuke of unwanted information

"JESUS CHRIST your like a goddamn predator drone. you wait for dora to set you up, and then you come in out of nowhere drop a fuckin' tactical TMI on my head"
faye

number 1672: Unmanned Aerial Marten
questionable content

by QCfan May 27, 2010

Going Tactical

When entering a situation that deems the lack of wearing underwear, and the situation was, up to this point, unplanned for, and sneakily removing your underwear without the knowledge of anyone else.

... So I walk into the back of the club from the dance floor and its SOOOO hot; the A/C must be broke. I've got swamp ass so I sneak off to the rest room and commence going tactical.

by Tron-88 October 22, 2010

Tactical Potato

A person of lesser height who uses fits of verbal disarray to tactically redirect the conversation from their height insecurities. It should be noted that these verbal fits more often than not are ineffective hence the status of being a potato.

I called Bobs chihuahua a little cutie and he started barking at me..

Ah ignore him he's just being a tactical potato

by duine ard February 12, 2021

Tactical SI

~Pronounced~
Tac-tic-al -ess-eye

SI is short for 'sick'

If you are tactically sick, you are sick on purpose.

This act was common with the Romans, where they ate a meal, and then threw-up, in order to eat more food.

Nowadays this act is more common in drinking games, where someone is sick to allow more alcohol consumption.

"I needed to Tactical SI to finish that last round up"

by Steven Garfirth October 16, 2008

Crack-tastical

When a fan fiction is intentionaly written to be crazy, short and contain a lot of spelling mistakes, grammar mistakes and cliches, it is considered to be cracktastical. Something that is cracktastical is often enjoyable to read and is considered to have its own form of brilliance.

OMG, did you read that fic Victoria wrote? It was so crack-tastical! It was brilliant!

by KayCha March 9, 2011