melon tap

Smacking a friend's forehead or "melon" whenever they do and/or say something dumb, stupid, or silly.

Silly friend: "Can I like, hairspray my face, you know, so like my makeup will stay?"
Sane friend: -melon taps silly friend-

by MZ! January 8, 2009

Tap-Dog

A mysterious secretive individual, loathe to provide any personal information

Co-worker, "How was your weekend?"
Reply: "ha ha ha it's kinda personal man"
Co-Worker: "You're so tap-dog"

by Mossinator September 10, 2009

D-TAP

Down To Ass Penetration

A common phrase passed around college parties as a ice breaker. Women are typically honored to be asked. Similar to DTF.

Tom: Aaron, are you down to D-TAP?
Aaron: Yes, no homo.

by Paradeaz January 25, 2010

Pink Tap

Someone who goes to beer fests, beer-bar openings, and other craft beer promoting events, and spends the night drinking bud light or blue moon. Basically wants to seem cool by attending said events, but probably couldn't tell you what a Saison is or name a stout other than Guinness. Similar to a "Pink Hat" but craft beer related.

At the latest beer festival, featuring 1,000 brews from 200 awesome craft brewers:

Guy 1: Hey man, you see that dude over there getting his third sample of the summer wheat? They have an Aged Imperial IPA for chrissakes!
Guy 2: What a pink tap. He's the reason these things are overcrowded.

by markied85 July 26, 2012

cougar tap

for a girl's perspective: willing to tap that youngin'

Dude, check out Brandon, I'd cougar tap that.

by Giiiiiiirl March 19, 2010

one tap

When you left click and you kill someone in gabe newells cs:go

Purple: Get one tapped Faggot
Green: Think your hard gee?

by chin49 December 29, 2015

Spinal Tap

A medical procedure which involves tapping the spinal cord (similar to tapping a keg) to remove infected cerebro-spinal fluid.

Bob just got a spinal-tap because his cerebro-spinal fluid got infected.

by Phil316 August 20, 2005