Tactical Absence

The act of purposely not attending school and studying at home for the better of your grade.

Jimmy used a tactical absence because of his physics test today.

by Nikegunner77 March 28, 2015

tactical straddle

Straddling someone is a high speed low drag application. Commonly used in Police are Military applications. Forcefully squatting spread eagle over someones torso. Tacticalness is increased if wearing all black.

Arrested someone last night, had to use a tactical straddle to gain control of his/her body parts.

by MC Rdaddy May 26, 2014

The QE tactic

Really simple to be honest. When you are playing rainbow six siege you often press Q and E like a nudist trying to find his mother. The moment you press the shooting button you are dead. After the 0.3 second period of you not knowing what the fuck just happened you are going to rage so badly you are going to attempt to blow a bomb in Uzbekistan.

Guy 1:So did you do the QE tactic?
Guy 2: Yes!
Guy 1: How was the trip to Uzbekistan?
Guy 2: Groundbreaking

by Mindrihil August 12, 2019

tactical munt

The act of throwing up after drinking too much alcohol.

Georgie made the mistake of going hard early and had to take a tactical munt as it was only 8pm and the party was just starting to warm up.

by iamnotanumber10 July 8, 2021

tactical chunks

to make oneself sick in an attempt to ward off genuine and/or further sickness. usually relating to a bad hangover but equally applicable to any nauseating situation.

my hangover started to kick in about noon, i went for tactical chunks and felt alot better.

by arturo swift June 7, 2011

Tactical Microwave

(Sexual) The act of a man preheating his penis before vaginal intercourse

Tonight Mark is going to give Cindy the Tactical Microwave.

by Firecracker Glen March 15, 2021

Tactical Dildo

A HK416/AR-15 with a suppressor attached to it. Stick it up your ass or maybe even your mouth! Put it to full auto while loaded for weapon cumming, Unload it if you dont wanna be cummed with caliber.

guy1: is that a tactical dildo?
guy2: yeah my grandma gave it to me

by a literal idiot December 22, 2021