Sylvy

Sylvie is an amazing girl who you will fall in love at first site. She has long blonde hair and fuck me eyes and is overall just insanely hot🥵 she has amazing boobs and ass and is deep down a great person although sometimes can be a bit of a bitch, but that just makes her hotter. Every boy in school wants to date her and every girl wants to give her a hickey cause she is the hottest, most beautiful girl you will ever meet.

Boy 1: damn who’s that hot blonde?
Boy 2: oh that’s Sylvy she’s so hot
Boy 1: is she single?
Boy 2: she’s never single
Boy 1: u sure?
Boy 2: even if she was you couldn’t pull her in a lifetime

by Blondebanger69 July 29, 2022

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Sylvestiginosis

Sylvestiginosis is a rare and contagious disease that appears more prominent among tic-toc’ers, face-contortionists, and single middle-aged men who take selfies. It’s thought to be a mutation from duckface (also known as ducklips in some regions) which has been around for centuries, but reached its peak in 2010 before the disease was finally brought under control by the C.You.N.Tuesday Federation.

Oh no, do you see how contorted Nino’s face is?! That’s Sylvestiginosis, all right. No amount of selfies is going to cure that!

by Mibbs_ August 24, 2022

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