Swipe and wipe

When you are taking a shit and you go to online Dating (Tinder) and swipe whilst in the midst of your bowel movement. When finished wiping, swipe and wipe is complete.

I matched with her during swipe and wipe.

by Eric PH November 7, 2020

Swipe

Where you are texting someone and you can’t be bothered with them so you close the app down without answering them

Or just don’t answers to what they say in a real life situation

(On phone) Person- *ranting On at you* you- “swiped” *close app* (real life) person- *asks you a question you don’t want to answer* you-“swiped”

by Random geeza from Africa September 24, 2017

Hard Swipe

v. While using tinder and you find an exceptionally attractive match you use your suddenly massively erect penis to swipe right.

That Courtney girl was so fucking hot I had to Hard Swipe her.

by HardSwiper November 1, 2017

swipe

(n) • slang used when referring to male genitalia
(n) • disrespectful slur for boy-toy

1. "gimme some swipe"
~what it really means
"fuck me" or "lets fuck"

2. "i got me some new side- swipe"

~what it really means
"i cheated on my man" or "i got a new boyfriend"

by skitzochik October 29, 2017

swipe a skid

To take a shit

She had to swipe a skid before she left

by Ucanthankmel8r June 25, 2017

swipe the card

When you are 69’ng and you ever so lightly lick the anus.

During my second backwards jockey session, I decided to change things up and swipe the card repeatedly.

by Deezlunch November 14, 2017

Swipe

when someone is swept in like a fight or as a joke

used a lot in the UK

1. Did you see the fight?
2. Yeah, it was live! John got swiped though, it's kinda peak

by Crasherzzz November 23, 2017