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Stretched child

A teenager or adult that has such a strong baby face that they look like a kid in photographs from the neck up, but they are an average adult height or taller and may have adult body proportions. It is strong enough to cause the uncanny valley, especially if it’s a man with a beard.
Haley Joel Osment and Jojo Siwa are notorious stretched children.
by Dr. Sigh January 27, 2021
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Rush Inn stretch

To slowly pull and massage your penis in a public restroom
When she locked the door to the men’s room I thought she was ready to go so I gave it a little Rush Inn stretch
by Whiskey Ben April 8, 2021
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Coonanus Stretching

The practice of stretching one's anus to accommodate a racoon
"The racoon can squeeze into a space of just 6 inches, with proper Coonanus stretching you could house a raccoon up your bum"
by Teslanotthecar April 23, 2021
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Stretch

The final straight section of the track leading to the finish line
Hummer Bummer in the lead , Wiggly Doodle close behind and gaining - winding round the bend , Hummer Bummer still leading into the stretch.
by Super Booper May 7, 2021
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lincoln stretch

a sexual task involving, "four whores and seven queers to blow."
Hey Ricky, tonight the boss wants a Lincoln Stretch.
by urkzik September 25, 2013
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Stumble Stretch

The act of stretching while also using the computer application "StumbleUpon". The exercise is used by many Stumblers when they can't think of anything to look up. This also makes them think better. It is one of the best computer exercises you can think of. So if you want info at a real fast fetch, click that Stumble button and do a Stumble Stretch.
Hec: What's this weird thing? I've never seen that toolbar before.

Brad: Its called StumbleUpon. Its my favorite app! Craziest thing you've ever seen! (click the 'Stumble' button)

Hec: Wow! Everything in just one click? (groans) Oh no, I think I need some exercise.

Brad: Sure! How about a Stumble Stretch? (clicks the button and reaches for Hec's hand) Now I'm stretching your hand. See? You just click and stretch at the same time. Its easy! Everybody loves it.

Hec: Whoah! I'm a Stumbler now.

Brad: Yes, the Stumble Stretch, one of the best PC workouts around! You've joined the Stumbler Nation. See, and so did I!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 26, 2011
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whitman stretch

this is what the Whitman brothers do to each others buttholes before they go to the gay bar and have a texas butthole massacre. Always ending up in having to get a ride home in the Nissan Skyline because the younger brother has a plundered asshole he gets fucked in the butthole so much that his pink sock will never get any smaller because he has a fetish for butt fucking and the younger of the two likes to snortwalt whitman then give his older brother the New Jersey Coal Miner
hey bro we should go do the good old whitman stretch
before we go to get fist fucked at the gay bar. YOUR PINK SOCK IS GETTING SHIT EVERYWHERE all over my skyline. every body knows that the brothers drive around in a skyline are way to fucking cheap to even want to pay ever
by jc3poopskin October 8, 2011
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