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State Park

A small town east of St.Louis, not to be mistaken for Collinsville, IL. It is a community made up of mostly whites and hispanics, most of whom are relatively violent. You can find drug dealers, gangbangers, thieves, crackheads, racists and everything in between. If your in State Park then you are lost or probably up to no good. Outsiders are rarely welcome and usually get jumped or robbed. In the rare case that an outsider is allowed to ride with the State Parkers he/she is either stealing for them, having sex with them or is just a stand up person. You dont want to catch yourself stuck in State Park not knowing anyone, plus the streets are ran by many packs of mix-breed dogs and they do bite. If the Hoosiers dont get you the mutts will. Many have tried to take them out an few have accomplished the task. So when you just want to kick your shoes off, have a cold one and have a trouble free day, you should probably not come to State Park.
Man, dont fuck with him, he's from State Park
No dont turn here, that way is State Park
Dude, I got jumped in State Park yesterday
by stateparker July 27, 2009
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Penn State

A school with one of the most kick ass Greek Life systems ever. Not for the faint of heart.
Penn State Fraternity Row, aka the cultural capital of Greek Life in the United States
by ms4brendan November 1, 2018
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state zitte

"State Zitte" is Italian for "shut up." It is pronounced "STAH-tay DZEE-tay." It comes from the Italian words "stare (STAH-ray)," meaning "to be" or "to stay," and "zitto (DZEE-toh)," meaning "silent." This particular conjugation can only be used when talking to a group of women.

When talking to a single male: Sta' zitto.
... a single female: Sta' zitta.
... a group of males: State zitti
... a group of females: State zitte.
by Hoobajoobalicious December 27, 2003
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deep state

Latest term in a continuing series of fictional terms used by individuals addicted to acting like victims who are some of the most ignorant or problematic people in America, mostly on the far right, who are better and more intelligently known as, The Deep Dumb. This is a section of America who feel they have been ignorance and rightly so, because they have so many ridiculous beliefs that are frequently damaging even to themselves.

One can tell politicians who have no other claim to current notoriety than to make stupid shite up in riling up those who are even dumber than they are and are currently being mouthed by the great goof ball Donald Trump in the White House, and all his political fluffers and minions. Also, see Fox News, InfoWars, Drudge Report, Sean Hannity, esp. Newt Gingrich, et. al.
We have a lot of conservative "tin foil hat" patients here in Western State Mental Hospital who are long term residents of a deep state of delusion who believe in a Deep State in our government; that being anyone in government who disagrees with recent and sad political pathetics like President Trump.
by JZMurdock June 29, 2017
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All-State

A prestigious group of talented musicians representing various counties in a single state who conjoin yearly for a short period of two to three days to play outstanding music and have an all around good time for making it that far.
Mandy was so happy she made first chair trumpet at all-state she could hardly contain herself!
by Megan April 3, 2005
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michigan state

the greatest college ever cant wait to go to. the hottest guys go there and their just plain awsome
by Jessica May 2, 2004
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red state blue state

A concept unwittingly invented by the late Tim Russert during coverage of the 2000 U.S. Presidential Election. For details, see the individual definitions red state and blue state.

Besides the fact that the colors are the opposite of the rest of the world, the absolute most irritating thing about the red state blue state concept is how it polarizes Americans. Originally, it was only referring to the electoral college, but since then the terms have become part of popular culture. They imply that all citizens within a certain state, which is defined by arbitrary lines on a map, are all generally in agreement with each other, politically speaking.

This is of course ridiculous. Most of the time, the margin of victory in individual states in a Presidential election is not profoundly large. It's quite rare that either of the two main candidates receives less than 1/3rd of the vote in any given state. It's also quite common for a state of a certain "color" to elect other politicians from the opposite party (as mayor, governor, senate, etc.). Add to that the fact that voter turnout hasn't gone over 63% in the last 100 years, and it's easy to see how asinine it is to group together all citizens of a certain state.
I despise the red state blue state concept. It damages our individual identity, our state pride, and our comradery with our fellow Americans. There are plenty of conservatives in New England, plenty of liberals in the South, and tons of moderates all over the place. I'm not from a red state or a blue state, I'm from an American state! So please stop over-generalizing and assigning labels to us!
by klopek007 March 3, 2010
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