staring into space

when you stare into space you are generally looking in the direction furthest away. its when you have been left to your own thoughts, and with no-one to talk to but yourself, and the pointlessness of losing your eyes cause it takes too much effort you just stare at no place in particular. If you're staring in to space, don't stare at any else, especially not your secret crush, it's weird mate and frowned upon.

that kids staring into space, he must have a LOT on his mind.

by EchoMonkey May 28, 2019

Deer-Stalking

The act of following a deer and when the time is right, killing it.

Bob:" I hate going to the woodlands."
Paul:" I dont! I enjoy Deer-Stalking, it feeds my family! I tell them its beef from the shop!"

by Cybertom January 20, 2009

black snaking

getting into bed without bathing or showering

We're out of water at my place ...I've been black snaking for a week

by blackharro June 15, 2017

stalking horse

Someone or something whose role is to become the focal point for, or the initiator of, a debate or challenge. However, in reality their leadership role is an illusion, and the stalking horse is really working to promote a challenge or debate that will benefit a third party whose identity remains a secret.

Pete: "You been watching what them Clintons are up to?"
Cook: "I've been trying to ignore them now for 12 years."
Pete: "Well Slick Willie has been attacking Obama."
Cook: "Why?"
Pete: "Well he is acting as a stalking horse for Hillary to damage Obama's rep."
Cook: "I figured Obama already damaged his rep."
Pete: "Not as much as Willie can."
Cook: "Your wisdom is boundless."

by Pete Dick February 13, 2008

stacking BB's

To engage in a pointless and/or unrewarding task that is often maddening and futile by nature.

Writing that report was about as much fun as stacking BB's.

by TRF January 5, 2008

post-stalking

To stalk somebody over the internet by finding and reading many of their posts on a forum. Usually done by overly curious friends/family members or by admiring fans. It can easily be performed by entering someone's name, e-mail address or username (if it's unique to that person) into a search engine.

Creepy stalker: "You live in Birmingham, right?"
Stalkee: "Woah, how did you know that?"
Creepy stalker: "Oh, I was sorta post-stalking you lolz."
Stalkee: "Wtf. Get a life."

by Michiko I. June 12, 2006

Stalingrad Maneuver

In a male-female-male threesome, the first male attempts to penetrate the second from behind while the second is distracted with the female. Named after Hitler's attack in WWII.

Man, I only agreed to a threesome because she was so hot. I didn't realize he was going use the Stalingrad Maneuver on me. My ass still hurts.

by Marty S. November 30, 2006