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Charlie's 'stache

1. Charlie Swan's facial hair in the Twilight movie (2008). It is extremely intimidating, especially if Charlie is holding a rifle.

2. The most painful way to die.
1. Dude, I went to ask Bella to prom, but chickened out when I saw Charlie's 'stache a mile away!

The two girls giggled mercilessly at Charlie's 'stache, still slightly terrified even though he was glaring at Edward.

2. Fear the wrath of Charlie's 'stache.
by Liarface December 9, 2008
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Dirty Bird Stache

When you stick your middle finger up your poopy butt and proceed to wipe it on your upper lip.
I gave myself a dirty bird stache yesterday and I loved it!
by Sauce!! May 12, 2025
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Stache Patrol

An international movement to share the uncomfortable news that you, as a woman, might need to do something about that 'stache.

Since it's creation in 2009, has since expanded to include just about any nasty attribute about which the statement "someone needed to say something" might be said (body odour, haircut, bad breath, terrible hat, something in your teeth).
Friend 1: "I just got an email from the stache patrol telling me that I have terrible taste in music and that I should stop requesting Nickelback at parties."

Friend 2: "Finally!"
by Captain gurzly August 19, 2012
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Diddler Stache

A diddler Stache is a mustache that you grow out when you have to replace your valve covers on your German engineered bMw for the 5th time
mikal went full diddler stache after he noticed his bmw was leaking like a som bish
by Vic Vinegur February 20, 2022
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Butt stache

when you scratch your butt with a finger and then place the same finger under someone's nose to resemble a mustache.
It grossed me out when my buddy gave me a butt stache after scratching his ass.
by Bad Teacher June 19, 2015
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dirt-stach

When your face gets dirty and there's a shadow of dirt on your upper lip giving the appearance of a mustache made of dirt:
Obviously Joey hasn't washed his face in days; he's rocking the 'dirt-stache'!
by RedBombshell February 24, 2015
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Bu stache

When a cat has a built in mustache.
This cat is a bu because they have a fine bu stache.
by Weinerdog17 April 12, 2021
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