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chub squish

When a chub that had the potential to be a full-fledged boner is sabotaged by unsexy people, events, or circumstances.
God, this girl was so hot, but then her ugly sister walked in and I got major chub-squished.

Dude, it wasn't that bad, it was only a chub squish, it's not like she blue-balled me

Man, whenever I'm about to, you know, I get the worst chub squish because an image of my mom pops into my head.
by the chofessional March 4, 2010
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squished tadpole

When a drunk old man takes his schlong out and rams it into a window while yelling out the phrase "Squished tadpole! Squished Tadpole!" Often done while over consuming cheap and hard alcohol.
I was relaxing in my car the other day and I looked over and seen Gaylords squished Tadpole.
by Hcaz Sakraf November 29, 2006
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Squished Lizard

A squished lizard is when a dude presses his dick up against a glass panel ( i.e window )
I thought i had a peeping tom so i was keeping a close eye on the window, when i next looked up there was a squished lizard looking up at me.
by dark sunshine March 8, 2009
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Dream Squisher

Person or persons who respond negatively to the good news, dreams or goals of others
I told my Mom I wanted to go to backpack across Europe, and she told me that I should be looking for a job instead. She is such a Dream Squisher!
by JMB Dream Squisher January 22, 2011
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soft squishing

"Hey, you hear about David and Megan?
Yeah, he's impotent so he ended up soft squishing it"
by Mrspud97 May 15, 2015
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Squish

A squish is a "platonic crush" of sorts that is often experienced by aromantic individuals though alloromantics can get squishes,too .

Essentially,a squish is a feeling of intense admiration,respect, and almost familial love that's similar to a crush,but just minus the romantic/sexual parts of a crush.It often comes as a feeling of, "You're such a great person!I want to be your best bud forever."

Sometimes,people will become queer-platonic partners with their squish - this is often quite a nice arrangement for the person,as they can have a deep relationship with their squish that isn't inherently romantic.
Person 1 : Man,can you believe Winter has a squish on them?

Person 2: Really?Man, I can't wait until they become qpps!
by the youngest of doggos March 23, 2017
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Squishmitten

Quite simply a vagina. This comes from how it fits around you like a squishy mitten.
How'd your date go? I beat the squishmitten up all night.
by Lewisville Slugga February 26, 2010
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