Sneezure

An uncontrollable fit of sneezing

After snorting a line of pepper, Richard had a sneezure.

by Quillium L. Dickentholem December 13, 2010

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Seismic Squeeze

To forcefully take a human or an object between your legs and squeeze them as hard as you can.

I seismic squeezed your mom in bed last night.

by NICK AND GARRET July 4, 2007

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An intense action similar to the titty twister involving grabbage of a handful of skin around the nipple and proceeding to twist. One of the more painful experiences one can have. (often involves the element of surprise or the victim being held down)

Larry: Hey, what's a purple squeeze?
Moe: Sounds like someone's asking for it
*Curly grabs Larry's arms from behind and larry is left struggling for help as his man-breasts are grabbed and tortured*
Moe: PURPLE SQUEEZE!!!

by AndThenSome December 18, 2007

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Weiner Squeezers

Skinny jeans worn by mainly punk/emo/scene guys who have trouble with their penises constantly being squished.

"Ugh, these jeans are such weiner squeezers! I hope I can at least attract some chicks with these ball huggers!"

by TessiixX January 12, 2010

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Dick-squeezer

A male friend that for some reason grabs all of their friends dicks, usually in social gatherings. They take pride with every single squeeze it's one of their main reason for living, if they don't get a squeeze in daily they will become depressed.

Greg: look out here comes Tony, he's a dick-squeezer

Mike: what?

Tony: hey guys(squeezes greg and mike's dicks)

Mike: what the hell, he just squeezed my dick

Greg: told you, he does that

by Some really really smart guy May 12, 2018

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