Spongebob Theorem

For any given circumstance or event, there will always be a Spongebob reference, clip, or still frame that is pertinent to said situation.

An example of the Spongebob Theorem: Someone you are messaging has left you on read, so you send them the still frame of Spongebob's essay that he spent all night writing, that only the word "The"

by 95celica November 02, 2023

Spongebob mentality

Referring to someone who thinks having a fast-food or retail job will be somewhat or very enjoyable, when it really isn't.

"My friend just said he wants to work at mcdonalds, I think he has some spongebob mentality"

by Aloomanum2 February 18, 2021

The Spongebob Effect

The Spongebob Effect is a piece of music and/or picture that gives an unsettling, surreal feeling.

Guy 1: Watching a show and it ends
Guy 2: That has The Spongebob Effect

by splatoonguy May 23, 2022

go spongebob

When you don't know how you're supposed to do something and do random stuff to achieve it.

''If I played this game I would be so lost I would go spongebob on this bitch and press every button till something happens .''

by TM Mudde December 27, 2015

Spongebob Squarepants

A stoners favorite show!

Stoner: Hey man, let's go watch Spongebob Squarepants!!
Sober: Why? that is a kids show!
Stoner: Shut the fuck up, He is yellow and I like that
Sober: Wut

by Patrick pentagon January 04, 2009

Spongebob Squarepants

Although a good cartoon, it is more overrated than anything. The weirdest thing of all is that now pro-fag unions are using him as a symbol. Fags are so desperate anymore.

What everyone says:
"OMGOMG SPONGEBOB IS TEH BESTEST CARTON IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!111!!!"

by Dave January 06, 2005

Spongebob Squarepants

1. This be a Crabby Patty eatin' sea beastie who be like a sponge in his ways.
2. Sandy Squirrel lubber that be livin' in a pineapple.

Arg, there be Spongebob Squarepants, that absorbant barnacle!

by Cap'n Bob November 13, 2003