Football headed yogurt slinger

Of course...this is yet another word for the WONG...the male reproductive organ.

My football headed yogurt slinger survived many a journey.

"Hey look at that guy's football headed yogurt slinger...sick man"

by Word July 6, 2004

splinter

a guy/girl that is annoying and won't leave you alone; someone who calls and talks too much, etc.

"He called me like 8 times today...such a splinter!

by nilya February 18, 2007

purple headed yogurt slinger

A penis. The male sex organ.

He lost his purple headed yogurt slinger in an interesting yet unfortunate tricycle accident at the age of 45.

by Krackershaft November 28, 2002

Canadian Dolphin Slinger

A super cool insane position where the couple starts gettin it on in a cannon and then is shot out of a cannon while still having sex but switching the anal in mid air. created by Houdini himself. very hard to pull off

Me and my girlfriend tried to canadian dolphin slinger after the circus was over and it was really hard. but it was so worth it with the thrill.

by mattmattmattmattmattburns April 17, 2010

tit slinger

Stripper or slut-in-a-box worker. Mostly you hear the expression from old gomers nowadays. From the old usage of "sling" to mean delivering or presenting, so in 30s hep jive, waitresses were hash slingers, bartenders were booze slingers, and so on.

Grandma got through the first part of the Depression slinging milk, but the dairy went bankrupt, so she slung hash for a while, till she found out she could make a lot more at the burly-q as a tit slinger.

by old lang guy September 18, 2008

Splunger

A person who 'scrapes' into a conversation and then, through poor communication skills and bad jokes, completely kills the conversation. They splunge it.

ashleigh- my dog threw up yesterday
connor- yeah my dog ate the sick
kiera- i have a cat.
ashleigh- kiera, scrape out.
connor- omg kiera is such a Splunger.

by ConnorAshleigh April 9, 2009

cricket splinters

Splinters in one's vaginal area.

Hey Wendy come look at this, I have some major cricket splinters!

by g unit May 4, 2004