Bosnia sniper fire

Glorified, made up story to make you sound courageous.

We were under Bosnia sniper fire when we landed. We had to duck down and run to our cars.

by RR RR February 5, 2017

Cum Sniper

A man who hasn't blown his load in a long time and finally nuts. The force of said load then shoots out a long distance, like a sniper rifle.

Lauren thought she was safe from his ejaculate, but she got blinded by his load from over 6 feet away! She wasn't counting on him being a cum sniper.

by ButtInTheFront March 2, 2017

knuckle spider

A knuckle spider is the act of rapidly using your fingers in a spider-like motion while simultaneously inserting your fingers inside a woman's vagina with the intent of granting her intense pleasure.

Friend: "Yo, what did you get on the test?"
Guy: "A+"
Friend: "WTF? How? I thought you said you bombed it?"
Guy: "Yeah, I really needed that A so I went in after class and gave our teacher the ol' knuckle spider" (makes spider-like hand gesture)

by BustMyCashew37.5 July 12, 2018

Man Spider

Man spider
Man spider
Does whatever a human can
Goes to work
Looks at memes
Gives up on his hopes and dreams

Look out

Here comes the man spider

“What’s your favorite song?”
“The Man Spider theme.”

by Fangirl7777 August 31, 2019

Facebook sniper

Someone who logs onto Facebook for a very short period of time to look at all of the updates on his or her feed, check for wall posts and messages, and update his or her status. This sniper then logs off as quickly as possible to avoid being caught in conversation with Facebook campers. This is a way of life for people who dislike Facebook chat or have "friends" who like it way too much to be healthy.

Her Facebook sniper routine has been streamlined to about thirty seconds, ninety if her friends have been up to anything interesting or if she feels the need to reply to something. She prepares her status updates beforehand.

by PhyllisDean September 16, 2009

Party Sniper

A person who opens a line of communication with you only because they believe it will
lead to their invitation or knowledge of a party.

(this just happened and inspired me to write this)

Party Sniper over phone: Hey whats up?
Me: Nothing much, just out of state visiting family. I'm on the internet being extremely bored. Whats up with you?
Party Sniper: Oh, ok, well I guess I'll talk to you later.
Me: Dude you're such a party sniper.

by Edgell January 13, 2008

Spider Monkey

A high level sex move in which the man moves either himself or the girl into a contorted position for the purpose of deep penetration. Also called the "gut crusher". See any Bangbus episode featuring Ramon for further explanation and examples of this position. See also: Dirty Sanchez for an appropriate finishing move.

The slut kept beggin for more so I went into the spider monkey and rearranged her organs.

by Instigator October 20, 2004