sifted

really really drunk. Like, so drunk.

Dude, I heard you hooked up with Sophie last night!" "Omg, I was so sifted-i dont remember anything!

by troatking March 1, 2011

day-shifter

A very ugly lady.A term that stems from the Amsterdam red light district .Anyone who has ever browsed the shop windows will notice a marked difference in quality depending on the time of day that the young lady is working .

Was it you I saw leaving the party with that day-shifter?
What is your major malfunction ?

by Bob the Balleen January 17, 2008

sandy snifter

A sexual maneuver. While fellating a particularly small penis, the person performing the Snifter cups the balls in one hand (much like one would cradle a brandy snifter), while also extending a finger to tickle the asshole of the person being Snifted.

I just got back from working in the office, and I gave my boss the best sandy snifter ever! I'm definitely going to be President some day!

by Rick Titties November 18, 2010

Panama Shift

The "Panama Shift" is a well known sex rotation for three people. It was created to keep sexual activity constantly going throughout a 24 hour period. It generally involves two transvestites and one male. This allows one person to take a break while the other two are having sex with each other, and a rotation is established.

The Panama Shift can also be accomplished with two transvestites and a female, as long as she has a strap on dildo. This is sometimes called the Panama Giraffe.

Tom: "Hey, guess what I did in Rio De Janeiro!"
Mike: "Banged all the trannies there?"
Tom: "Not all of them! But I was part of a Panama Shift!"
Mike: "Awesome!"
Tom: "My butt hurts now, but it was totally worth it!"

by lumberjacker55 December 18, 2010

shiftless bastard

A person usually a man in his twenties who lacks all forms of ambitions and aspiration, they usually lack any type of marketable skills and spend their days masturbating. They feel that their life on this earth is unwarranted due to the illegitimate fucking that brought him into the world.

Andrew is such a shiftless bastard, I know he doesn't know he's father and he's mother is working as a prostitute for coal miners but he could at least close the door when he's masturbating in the living room!

by Gunny bunny January 1, 2012

Make Shift Blumpkin

Giving yourself a hand job while taking a shit.

Billy found himself pleased at work most of the day after performing a make shift blumpkin.

by MufinMan November 11, 2007

Gear Shifter

-An improper form of performing a hand-job.

-When a girl, rather than stroking guy's junk properly, thinks it is necessary to pull a guy's penis back and forth like a manual car's gear shifter.

Mike: Hey man, how was she?
Dominique: She did it again.
Mike: HA! You got gear shifted!

Mike: Dom, how was it with that girl last night?
Dominique: Dude what the fuck, she gave me the gear shifter.

by Automatic transmission May 10, 2008