my sanity

R.I.P

R.I.P. my sanity 20XX - 2021

by (⁎⁍̴̛ᴗ⁍̴̛⁎) May 19, 2021

Scribbling on Sanity

The most badass band you'll ever hear of!

"Dude have you heard of Scribbling on Sanity?" "Yea they're fuckin awesome!"

by Hardcoreparkour19 October 8, 2012

sanity

The downfall of the present, and the essence of the 'good old days'

Nostalgia sets in when we realize that our home grown sanity is what wrinkles the skin and grays our hair.

by The Sero April 19, 2006

The Cocker Spaniel

1) Caucasian-American origin dance which is performed by a young man, usually in khaki pants and a way-too-tight shirt, who's only move consists of little more than humping the left or right side of his partner arhythmically whilst both arms are raised in the air. Made famous by "A Night at the Roxbury"

2) The dance move that resembles dry-humping the left or right side of your dance partner anywhere from the hip down.

Sue: How was your date with Glen last night?
Mary: Well, he took me to the club, but all he knew was The Cocker Spaniel. He got got so excited he tore my ACL.

by nomanbags April 2, 2010

Spanish

coolest language ever!!

yo man si you don't hablas spanish estás out!!

by John Doe December 7, 2003

Spanish Tickler

AKA. "Cat's Paw". This was an old torture device consisting of four claws the size of human fingers on a handle. Used in Spain and elsewhere in Europe, the torturer would run the claws over the victim's face, chest, groin, buttocks, legs, anywhere. The flesh would be shredded, with noses, ears, breasts, nipples, genitals, anything, torn off.

The Spanish Tickler raked over the victim's chest, ripping the flesh, exposing the ribs.

by Lorelili March 28, 2005

spanish flu

When a non hispanic person becomes obsessed with dating or trying to get with mexicans or puerto ricans of the opposite gender. Common in white people but also affects blacks. The exact cause is unknown.
One of the best diseases ever.

The hispanic version of yellow fever

white guy: damn! when did carmen get so fucking hot?!
mexican: wtf
asian: get away from me! i dont wanna catch the spanish flu!

by jtispimp March 6, 2010