Bear Sized Praying Mantis Versus Bear

The awesomest fight in the freakin' world, man.

Did you see that Bear Sized Praying Mantis Versus Bear fight? That was the shit, yo.

by David Kinglord November 21, 2006

virtual penis size

The size of your e-penis.

Your virtual penis size is this:

NOTE: ACTUAL SIZE

by StigmataFox May 31, 2006

shizen

a word for people giving up swearing, a replacement word for sh!t

oh shizen, i dropped my phone!
this film is so shizen!!!
you're full of bull shizen
this is the shizen
im just shizening around

by wenis25something June 6, 2013

Free size

One size fit's all.

"Free size clothes shrink & expand, but sometimes they lie & don't always look so hot."

by Allaiyah June 24, 2004

Average penis size

4 inches.

4 inches is more than enough.

Person 1: My penis is about 4 inches long.
Person 2: Wow, thats the average penis size!

by suckadickforadollar November 2, 2022

soiler alert

n. secret notification, usually from one nurse to another, that a patient has been incontinent of feces or urine; a signal used by care staff who wish to avoid the clean-up or who wish to save the patient's dignity by removing visitors from the room.

This is a funny time for emergency blood work. And what the heck is a serum reiff-trenchel osmolality?

Don't be a dweeb doctor. That was just a soiler alert.

by gnostic1 April 21, 2011

size 72 font

Very large text used to express something loudly

"Dude! Jack's ex-girlfriend totally painted "Jack is a whore" on the overpass in size 72 font!!"

"No way!"

by Choof July 18, 2006