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Princess sober

A female living the sober life against her wishes. She tends to wear cranky pants
I'm totally Princess Sober today. You have been warned.

savannah sober 

Post on social media that you’re done with the drinking, coke and bar hopping. Make a post 4-5 times a week saying how much better you feel being sober. Show up at the bar 2 weeks later drinking and doing doing blow.
“ I thought Stephanie was sober”
That bitch is just Savannah Sober”
savannah sober by Myles1628 July 8, 2022

wisconsin sober 

sober / abstaining from all substances except for alcohol
1: hey man, do you wanna hit this blunt?
2: oh actually i’m wisconsin sober

1: oh cool dude, i’ll grab you a brewski!

Eastern Shore Sober 

Living on the Eastern Shore of Maryland living life all while being a fully functional alcoholic. But hey we don't do drugs (weed is not a drug ).

Having some cocktails at night. Waking up going in and working hard. Repeat until the weekend where you continue to day drink.
1) Nah man I am still Eastern Shore Sober. I only had 10 , tenies(10 oz bud lights found only in MD) so I am good to go for a country ride.
Eastern Shore Sober by gigiti April 1, 2021

Uncle Al Sober 

One who has quit most mind and mood altering substances after years as an absolute drug fiend! With the notable exception of weed, beer, and shrooms. Named after the sobriety combo of legendary frontman of Ministry himself Al Jourgensen.
Person 1: I thought Island was sober, but he's totally tripping balls on shrooms?

Person 2: He is, he's Uncle Al Sober. Quit all the hard stuff besides weed, beer, and shrooms just like Al Jorgensen.

Person 1: Ahhhh, well as long as he ain't shooting dope into his pee hole again.
Uncle Al Sober by Leosgay4robots November 4, 2022

Homework Sober 

1.Adj. The act of not doing homework for a certain period of time, usually resulting in the failing of your class courses.
Dude#1: Hey man did you the biology homework i need to copy it.
Dude#2: Nope
Dude#1: O Yeah i forgot you're homework sober. How long now?
Dude#2: About 2 months....
Dude#1: Glwith life............
Homework Sober by Turnupdafunk April 21, 2010