i am way to sober for this shit right now

It means that the person can’t even deal with this right now, come get them when there drunk or something.

Friends being annoying, me “ I am way to sober for this shit right now.”

by Cosmog March 2, 2021

Sober pranav

This bloke's golden, introverted to the extremes, dodges any advancing females (of course, he's really sober), an embodiment of humour, really sweet. In short, a sugar cube.

Awwww he's a sweetie, are you sure he ain't sober pranav?

by Arin5678 May 21, 2021

You smell sober

When a kid just reeks of being sober. Just has no alcohol in his system.

“Damn Page you smell sober”

by anonymous March 24, 2021

Sober As A Bat

When you are in a state of sobriety.

When you have not ingested any kind of mind-altering substances.

"I was sober as a bat," Said Y/N describing her state of being in past tense.

"Oh I gave up drinking a while ago. I'm sober as a bat these days,"

by Mary Shelly August 17, 2025

sober escort

A sober escort, or travel escort, is a paid sober travel companion or travel escort that accompanies a client to an event, to treatment, or to court, to ensure the client maintains sobriety.

I called Christopher Ferry and his team to hire a sober escort for my son to get to rehab.

by Christopher Ferry March 24, 2020

Sober

Someone who is fully awake

“Soso is sober they should get us food” “What do you mean “sober” none of us are intoxicated”

“no I mean they aren’t falling asleep”

“ohhhh”

by slangn3T May 12, 2022

Sarah Lynn Sober

Going sober for 9 months and celebrating with a bender on a low tolerance.

“Yeah I’m going sarah lynn sober.”

by Georgia Johnson September 19, 2022