shawkward

shy and awkward mixed together.

Girl 1: "Come on! He totally likes you!"
Girl 2: "I don't know, I don't see it...he's so shawkward."

by nutshack August 20, 2012

soaking the wood

When a girl squirts on your dick and you fuck her with your squirt dick.

Dude, Stephanie was screaming pretty loud last night. Were you soaking the wood again?

by livinfer2day March 2, 2017

Soaked in pig's blood

To be soaked in pig's blood refers to the book and movie "Carrie", in which the titular character is humiliated by her classmates for the last time and goes completely fucking nuts!

Sam got soaked in pig's blood, so now she wants to burn the school down

by Bad Nooze September 1, 2018

Super Soaker Pussy

When she is hella wet.

Hey Jerry, that bitch last night had a Super Soaker Pussy.

by da_real_god September 23, 2019

TCU SOAK

when you go to TCU and have vowed to save thyself until marriage..but you want it BAD

I am abstaining from sex until marriage..but can we TCU Soak instead?

by tcusoakers October 24, 2022

Piss Like a Super Soaker

When the urge to urinate becomes so unbearable, after it being held in for so long, that the stream of liquid waste could conceivably be shot farther than 12 feet.

When this urge occurs in males, the signature pumping action is not required to be performed beforehand, and may actually be counterproductive.

After being cheated out of over two hours of his life from seeing yet another god-forsaken Transformers movie, Billy now had to piss like a Super Soaker. The subsequent force upon the porcelain urinal nearly eroded it completely in just 40 seconds.

by Trey4Life October 23, 2011

Soaking

When a group of lads have 7 pints of lager in a single sitting

Alright Patrick, do you fancy a soaking tonight mate?
James man, you missed a good soaking last night

by Itsrickman May 1, 2018