fruit scooting

Two gays rubbing butts while drinking sangria. Its a fruit-tastic time!

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by gay sacto July 11, 2011

dallas smoothie

A blended beverage consisting of urine, fecal matter, ejaculate and vomit.

"So Jerry, did she drink one of your dallas smoothies yet?"

"Oh God! This tastes like a fucking dallas smoothie!"

"I want you to make a dallas smoothie on my chest baby."

by f0wl3r December 5, 2012

Dick Smoothie

When you stick a dick in the blender and serve it up as a Strawberry Daiquiri.

Harold was so dehydrated from running the marathon I had to get him a Dick Smoothie.

by Jahnke June 22, 2017

school shootings on mars

martians are ding evyerdyay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

school shootings on mars but fuck you

by Ddddffffdddd September 27, 2020

blue smoothie

Born of natural ingredients, this refreshing light beer is Busch Light. Often used in very rural hickish areas of the world.

"Hey man! Through me another Blue Smoothie!"

"AWWW FUCK!"

by FrankNStein October 22, 2007

Smithing off

The act of masturbating in public places. For example a school or a work place.

John: Hey did you see that kid smithing off in class.

Marshall: yeah dude that is so disgusting.

by M.J. Moobs September 1, 2009

shooting the moon

(Expression used in Alleghenies, U.S. South). To expose one's buttocks in public, especially out of a car or pickup truck window, while passing another vehicle.

"Roll down the window Lester, 'cause I'm shooting the moon!"

by mollymeaghanmalarkey September 9, 2014