SMOOTH

cool, awesome, amazing, wicked, etc.

wow this song is smooth

by Smoothness April 17, 2006

Smooth Criminal

To nonchalantly avoid an argument whether or not it is already occurring by making direct eye contact and leaving the room or area, with a calm stride.

Carol: So I was yelling at Ryan for talking to this girl and that rat bastard pulled a Smooth Criminal!

Shaniqua: Oh no he didn't!!

Carol: Yeah! He looked at me, then he walked right out.

by The Guy With The Pants January 19, 2011

Uruguayan smoothie

A girl is sucking your cock in the kitchen, when all of a sudden, to the surprise of you both, you hear the garage door opening. her father has returned from a business trip early! Oh no! Quickly, looking for something to bust into you grab a glass and explode into it. As father walks down the hallway into the kitchen you quickly place the glass in the fridge hiding the evidence. After a long way home from his business trip, the father reaches into the fridge searching for a refreshing beverage.

Dad: "What is this frothy glass of white substance?"

Girl: "It is a Uruguayan smoothie father"

Girl's boyfriend: "I'm Canadian"

by sickguy March 9, 2009

smooth criminal

When someone you work with is secretly watching porn on his computer and spanking his monkey under the desk without getting caught.

Hey Sgt Jones the CG didn't even see you looking at that dude on dude gay animal porn at work yesterday. You smooth criminal!!!!!!!

by secret December 1, 2003

smooth bacon

an expression of joy or amazement

I won the lottery! SMOOTH BACON!

by Bob McJones May 16, 2006

smoothie

a girl who shaved her pussy!!
(sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!)

that girl was such a smoothie!!

by someone who shall remain name less!! August 6, 2003

Chocolate blueberry smoothie

This is another variation of the blueberry smoothie except instead of sticking the blueberries up a woman's pussy, you shove them in a guy or girl's brown star. You then proceed to pound your cock in and out of the asshole until the blueberries get good and smashed, mixing with poop. After the dude blows his load inside the ass, he continues to pound away, mixing his nut with the brown gravy and smashed fruit producing a smooth, frothy creampie for someone to eat.

"It's a good thing my girlfriend likes anal, otherwise I wouldn't be able to enjoy those chocolate blueberry smoothies I love so much that my sister showed me how to make a few years ago."

by Anita Creampie October 10, 2008