Shitton

An immense amount of work that need to be done

We have a shitton of housework to do before we move.

by Kookiesarcher1 January 5, 2016

smittysmile

When you're drunk and say something fucked up about someone and find out they standing right behind and you just give them a smile like "what nigga".

Me: yo fuck that dude he ain't shit
That dude: oh fuck me right
Then you just look at them with a big fuckin grin ....bam Smittysmile

by ItsSmittyNigga March 21, 2016

Smitty Pace

When a vehicle is going unreasonably slower than the speed limit and is holding up the flow of traffic

That car is going Smitty Pace for gods sake

by PortageeIron July 21, 2016

smittjagger

Smittjagger is a pimp, a man who carries himself with complete swag and the upmost self respect.
Smittjagger is no Mcjagger, but a true definition of multiple characters who may possibly be Bi-Polar as fuck.
Smittjagger hates holidays and interactions with most people.
All Smittjagger cares about in life is getting money and getting pussy.

When i grow up, i wanna be like Smittjagger.

A heartless pimp ass motherfucker who dont take shit from nobody who gets all the pussy.

by Rowland Howard December 22, 2016

Smitties

Side Man Titties

His Smitties were HUGE !

by Ramh March 6, 2017

Smittied

To get pulled into a booze and coke fueled vortex of a conversation that often continues late into the night or early into the morning.

I went to happy hour last night for one drink and got {Smittied} until 5:00 AM.

by Silky Johnson 69 April 28, 2017

Smittidge

The act of waving your foot in a threatening manner while drunk.

Chris was laying drunk on the couch being made fun of by her children. She then raised her leg and waved fer foot threateningly and yelled “do you want a smittidge?”

by Deenicecube July 15, 2018