sizemologist

A person who spends way too much time mentally measuring cakes,pies,pizzas,etc determining which piece/slice is the biggest.

I'm waiting for the sizemologist to finish eye-balling the pizza and select his piece first.

by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011

Size Denial

Either one of two things:

1.(n.) When a person (usually overweight) can no longer fit into clothes of a particular size but continue to buy and wear clothes of said size, despite what their gut/hips might have to say about it. Typically occurs when a person refuses to accept that they've either become fat, or(in the case of an already lardy person), have gained even more weight.

2.(n, abstract) When a person who may feel a touch insecure about the size of their..."thing " buys condoms larger then they are.
This often leads to slippage.

1. Suffering from a classic case of size denial, Jack continued to wear his favorite size 30 jeans, despite the fact that his waistline bordered size 38.
(please note that this phenomenon is more prevalent in women.)

2. Luke wanted to buy condoms, but he when he found out he was "Garden Snake" size, his size denial kicked in.
So instead, he grabbed the Anaconda ones instead.

by rotamboh December 27, 2009

A Few Slices Short of a Loaf of Bread

Somebody who's not quite mentally competent
Similarly you may use the phrase, a few fries short of a happy meal

Weird Bus Dude: Hey wanna be my friend????? (waves spastically)
B: Can't Say I do
S: Well that guy is a few slices short of a loaf of bread!

by Wicked Witch of the West February 28, 2009

slide deck

This is term (with perhaps origins in Silicon Valley) which refers to the presentation slides (i.e. PowerPoint or Keynote). It is also known as just "deck".

I worked all night to finish the slide deck.

That deck is too long.

by SiliconValleyG October 13, 2013

Detroit Slide

To exit directly from the left lane of the expressway at full speed without using the turn signal.

We were nearly killed by a driver who pulled a Detroit slide on I- 94.

by Bulletmagnet April 12, 2007

home slice jelly roll

The whitest thing someone can say.

Well hello, my home slice jelly roll. Would you please join me for a little game of Dungeons and Dragons?

by sb18 November 19, 2007

pussy slide

When a girl gets on top of a man on his back, and slides her wet pussy on top his erect penis. It feels good for both sides because the girl gets her pussy rubbed and the man actually has the possibility of getting jacked off. It's literally the closest thing to sex without any possibility of cumming into the vagina.

It is worth noting to be at least a little careful though, to make sure nothing ricochets, or somehow it "slips" in the hole. Pussy sliding is fun, especially for the man, because he really doesn't have to do anything.

Man: I don't have any condoms.
Girl: And I don't feel like using my hands or lips tonight.
Man: Me neither.
Girl: I know! I can pussy slide!

by ThirtySlyder May 31, 2009