Bonzai skiing

Skiing when there isn't enough snow. Small tree, pine tree and plant tops (which look just like bonzai's) become apparent together with rocks. Generally bonzai skiing designates uggly snow skiing conditions.

Jim: How was the snow skiing last week?
Buddy: Very bad. Few snow, plenty of plants and rocks. Guess we had our share of Bonzai skiing.

by Frankitou January 10, 2012

ski bunny

A woman who offers herself sexually for cocaine.

I was bored on a saturday night, had equipment so I posted on craigslist to try and find a ski bunny.

by Ski Instructor December 5, 2007

skiing with natasha

1. you're buddy has obviously been having sex with some girl.
2. knowing that sex with someone is a forgone conclusion.

"dude, sean just spent the weekend with that chick liz in NH. he's totally skiing with natasha."

by SoulShaker April 21, 2005

Snow Skiing

When someone rides in the middle of a three seater truck in between two guys in order to give both of them handjobs.

A "double handjob"

Ted: "is she riding in the middle?"

John: "yea, what are you worried about? she can go snow skiing on both of our poles."

by IDGARA May 28, 2011

ski pro

Someone with exceptional skiing skills

Sunny Bono was drunk, skiied into a tree, and died.

by Jesse April 24, 2003

night skiing

a woman masterbating two guys at one time

joe and bob visit kristen for some night skiing

by bowchickawowwow1234 December 17, 2010

Road Skiing

When someone is driving and and the person jacks off the driver and passenger, two people in the backseat or if they are well skilled, all four people. From others point of view, it looks like the person doing the jacking, is skiing while in the vehicle.

I can't believe that chick was cool enough to go road skiing with all those guys!

by Ghutch128 May 14, 2008