loyal simp

A nigga who only simps for 1 chica and 1 chica only.

Joely's such a loyal simp for Haylee.

by BigDaddyJoel December 8, 2020

no more simp

A brand created by 3 brothers in San Francisco. It is a reference to the Simp or Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy. The phrase also means no more simping aka no longer idolizing mediocre pussy.

Person 1: Yo no more simp dropped a new collab t

Person 2: No fucking way that’s sick af

by funny ace 2 November 19, 2019

simple man

A man who likes life simple. Wants one girl in his life, a few friends, a happy family, but can never have it. Hates essays, book reports, debates, calculus, some women, basically anything too complicated. He has already persevered, he just wants to chill with chill music with a chilled beverage on a chilly afternoon, watching the sunset. Wishes life wasn't complicated. He is most likely a libertarian.

"Yo, wtf is wrong with you? If everyone can do this, can't you?"
"Sorry bro, I'm just a simple man. I'm not good at this kind of stuff."

by ferociousbanana September 30, 2020

A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years.

A sentence in the definition of "Watermelon Sugar" that was colored blue because of the three other words called "A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has", "faded into obscurity after being" and "trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years." which makes the said sentence a link which makes it blue.
(There is a feature in Urban Dictionary where if a word has no links in the definition, then it would automatically generate the links)

"A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years." -DontHateTheGameHateThePlayer

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 10, 2021

Alpha Simp

According to Youtuber Aloona Larionova, someone who admits and owns up to being a simp.

*found on her soobridit*
badkillerz101: Let's be honest. Who wouldn't be a simp for Aloona?"
Hades_do_bem: So that means that you are a SIMP
badkillerz101: Hell yeah, I'll admit it.

Aloona: *gasp* That's an Alpha Simp.

by Yoshiro Hiroto May 14, 2020

simpleton

A person who is felt to be deficient in judgment, good sense, or intelligence; a fool.

Go to school, you freewheeling simpleton!

by Jaeba April 17, 2003

Simp

A bitch boy who does far too much for someone they like and/or are dating. Usually includes never disagreeing with anything they say.

John: You're a fucking simp, bro. You've never disagreed with her on anything.
Sam: Shut up! No I'm not!
John: In denial...tsk tsk...

by NotPieGuy April 4, 2021