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Nerd Shields

Eyewear, specifically when they interfere with the action of kissing. The name refers to the awesome level of extreme nerdiness that is achieved when two people's glasses clink together while trying to orchestrate a kiss.
(moving in for a kiss) "Clink"
"Oh sorry, let me remove my nerd shields"
"Yes, I will remove mine as well"
"There we go"
"Much Better"
by Bunny Carrotstick January 11, 2009
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Cum Shield

Large, round, transparent or tinted glasses. Usually of the non-prescription variant. Used by amateurs and/or professional entertainers in the porn industry. Used mainly to prevent a cum shot to the eye/s
shortly after performing fellatio. Cum Shields have also proven themselves to be quite useful in today's bukkake scenes. Usually accompanied by a large goblet or chalice. Most commonly made of glass, and held under the chin to collect any run down of semen.
Example: "Bro did you check out that sick POV blowjob that was just released the other day? She can really rock those Cum Shields!!!"
by Singularpube May 30, 2016
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Deflector shield

In Sci-Fi, most notably Star Wars, deflector shields are energy fields that could protect starships, battle stations, ground-based structures, and even armies from enemy assault. (Wookieepedia).
The term may also be used as a substitute for the word "condom".
Ben: Hey, Luke! I heard you fucked Melissa last night. Did you have protection?
Luke: U kidding? I switched all power to the front deflector shield.
by R0-GR40 June 19, 2018
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sheldon

prostitute worth under 50 cents.

works on the corner from 12am to whenever her pimp says so.
that chick is a sheldon selling herself.
by biitch February 1, 2007
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riot shield whore

when a player in game(FPS) who always prefer to use riot shield rather than two handed weapons(AK47, P90, etc.)
Guy with AK: "Dude, how long you've been using that riot shield for?
riot shield whore : "Since I was born"
Guy with AK: NOOOOB! you are such a riot shield whore, lllllllmmmmmmffffffffaaaaaooooo!!!!!!!
riot shield whore: *sobs* waaaaaaaa!
by lol57 July 8, 2010
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SHIELD

Supreme Headquarters International Law-enforcement Division.

Fictional super-spy organization from Marvel Comics' "Nick Fury, Agent of SHIELD"

This "organization" also provided a thread of continuity within nearly all of Marvel Comics' titles from the mid-1960's until the early 1990's.
"Just as it looked like the end for Captain America, a helicopter full of SHIELD agents showed up in the nick of time!"
by Carl J. Maltese April 12, 2007
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sheldon fenne

A Sheldon Fenne is a despicable computer nerd who thinks he is black and often goes by the name of "streetfighter"
When someone white is acting like they are from the hood, you say they are "sheldoning"
by Rockel June 10, 2004
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