Skip to main content

Swedish Shovel-Up 

When one sticks his penis in a toilet full of diarrhea and pulls the shit up with his penis and then get's a blow job while he has disgusting multicolored feces on his penis. And then after he is done, he makes out with the one who gave him a blow job.
Hey Paul how did you enjoy that Swedish Shovel-Up last night that I gave you? Well, it tasted a bit tangy, but on the bright side, i brushed my teeth after.
Swedish Shovel-Up by garrysoon March 23, 2010
Swedish Shovel-Up mug front
Get the Swedish Shovel-Up mug.
See more merch

word em up on the shovel 

To tell someone to have a good meal, instead of "have a good lunch", etc.
"Hey, I'm going to eat with a friend."
"word em up on the shovel!"
word em up on the shovel by Sconley September 6, 2008

italian shovel 

A broom or brush, anything easy to push.
"Hey, pass me that Italian shovel over there."
italian shovel by matteogreco August 18, 2006

Shanghai steam shovel 

A sexual maneuver in which a gentleman poops upon his partner and then uses his penis to fling said poop to and fro.
"Bro, I totally gave this chick a Shanghai steam shovel last night, bro"
"Dude, wash that shit off! Did you get any in her eye?"

Digging her Fuck hole with my tongue shovel 

Last night i went out to a party and met a girl that came back to my apartment. Before we had sex we decided to foreplay so i was Digging her Fuck hole with my tongue shovel.

scoop shovel

large shovel used for snow removal ( shovel light stuff )
Yo dude, use this scoop shovel remove El pero poop from my yard!

gay shovel 

Wow he's such a gay shovel his boyfriend won't be proud
gay shovel by Irish word maker February 2, 2019