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schongadite

A dick sucking troglodyte

(I tried saying troglodyte but it came out as schongadite)
You're a fucking schongadite

Benjamin schongadite Is a very good person
by Schongadite February 16, 2025
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Shlongan

A personal made up motto or phrase to describe a personal joke or moral
I need to make shirts with all my shlongans. Whats a shlongan? These:

“By the state of California I am certified crazy; I even get paid to be crazy”

“For there I scored seven days ago;”

“Who you gonna call?

Gintz.
Who?
Gintz.
Who?
:: GINTZ:: ::GINTZ:: ::GINTZ::”
by Chayber1 June 26, 2025
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Shangail

Person of low moral fiber that shows characteristics of both genders when high on meth between naps.
Did you see Sorenson yesterday, shredded has really become shangail
by Irishpaver2378 July 6, 2025
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Shonaba Greed

Shonaba Greed is no ordinary vice; it is a catastrophic hunger of the soul, an insatiable drive to consume joy itself. It is a god-tier form of greed that transcends logic, reason, and basic human decency - thriving on the primal urge to repeat the endless cycle of chronic self-sabotage. Manifesting as the unstoppable urge to claim everything, it twists harmony into disarray, and freedom into slavery. Shonaba Greed is gluttony disguised as ambition, indulgence disguised as victory, and it seeps into every activity, devouring especially loved ones in its wake.

A (often sudden) surge of self-assured confidence that compels one to abandon all reason and act on an impulse: To satisfy a fleeting vision - putting the fate of themselves and the security of others in the hands of their delusional faith.

You have $12,000. Your teammate has $2,000 and has requested that your third teammate buys them a weapon. It’s the final round, meaning you will carry no wealth into the next round. The instant your third teammate buys the weapon, you scoop it out of their hands before anyone can react, then immediately take the enemy head-on with no plan and full confidence. Of course, you lose it to enemy hands immediately. Your comrades celebrate your downfall, and one-by-one, without once taking a moment to see the mistakes of their fallen comrades before them, they take their turn at the same fate - forever churning the meat grinder fuelled by their blind greed.
“Oh surely eighth time’s the charm”,“Shonaba greed m8” (Mirage, 2025)
“Brother has already had 6 servings of curry and I haven’t even started yet. Pure Shonaba greed”
“This would have been an easily winnable situation if it weren’t for our Shonaba greed”
“I was overcome with Shonaba greed - I couldn’t help myself!”
by Shonaba November 12, 2025
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Ong Shong Kong

a Racist Term to Define an Asian Person
(Stretches out Eyes) Ong Shong Kong!
by baliebox4916 June 11, 2019
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The Shonda Rhimes Paradox

When a black person are always bound to find themselves in a relationship with someone of the opposite race, typically a white person. It is typically uncommon for people caught in this paradox to date another black person.
Andre: Man, all my past relationship has been with White Women.

Cole: Sounds like you’re caught in the Shonda Rhimes Paradox, my friend.
by BOI64 February 4, 2021
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Cra-Shonda

Boss bad bitch, fearless, leader, caring and a good friend. However, don’t play with her, kindness is a thing but never a weakness. Goddess & one of a kind !!
Don’t play with me or Cra-Shonda will come whip that ass.
by MillyWap November 23, 2021
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