shifting baselines

Shifting baselines are the chronic, slow, hard-to-notice changes in things, from the disappearance of birds and frogs in the countryside to the increased drive time from New York to Philadelphia.

If your ideal weight used to be 180 pounds and now it's 195, your baseline -- as well as your waistline -- has shifted. That's an example of shifting baselines.

by GPLegend September 18, 2008

Shift Daddy

Shift Daddy is a term meant for the best MighettoRz staff member

Shift is Pretty much Shift Daddy hes the best MighettoRZ staff member he answers my tickets so fast

by BonOnNyquill March 12, 2023

shifted records

shifted records is daddy newgen 🤤🤤🤤

agramane: wow omg shifted record the hot newgen
shiftedrecords: sup baby girl 🤤🤤🤤
shifted records is hot

by NOTshiftedrecords January 28, 2022

rb shift

random boner shift. to position a hard penis in a way that it does not produce an awkward shape protruding from the pants

Dude, you need a quick rb shift before your girl sees

by RJohnsizzle January 9, 2008

ghost shift

In some manufacturing operations, rogue factory employees come back at night after leaving work and run the same production line again in a “ghost shift”, producing perfect “counterfeits” they sell themselves.

This SD card might have been produced in a ghost shift

by ajf.me December 25, 2018

stink shift

The act of pulling your dick out of a girls ass and having her play with it like a stick shift.

A girl that can drive a stink shift is so an sexy 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

by Itslittytitty May 24, 2018

Split Shift

Wearing a thong and having a shit while wearing it.

I took a split shift in the back of robbies truck last night.

by Molly the Unicorn May 22, 2020