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Post-toke Lurk Session

Everything that goes down after you smoke weed with some good friends. "Session" is often shortend to "sesh" for convenience.
Hey Zoe, so we just smoked, but what about that Post-toke lurk session?
by skateboardingandmaryj June 28, 2011
mugGet the Post-toke Lurk Sessionmug.

Western states session movement

A movement that seeks to make all the states west of the Mississippi river an independent nation because of all the bad laws and policies of the US.
John is in the western states session movement.
by Deep blue 2012 September 5, 2010
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Sessionsed

To finally get caught after making repeated claims of innocence. (Also, see Sessions'd)
After repeatedly declaring his innocence, Paul Manafort finally got sessionsed.
by Luciafer April 19, 2018
mugGet the Sessionsedmug.

session of parliament

A meeting of a legislative or judicial body for the purpose of transacting business.
by katjapangirl November 13, 2014
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Session

When you and the boys agree to masturbate on the spot without pulling your dick out or doing gay shit.
Aye yo Ellias, session?
by TheGreatBohemi November 29, 2018
mugGet the Sessionmug.

jaw session

A euphemism for a blow job.

Originally aired in Arrested Development where Tobias needs to talk to Michael about being attracted to someone else that isn’t his wife and starts by saying that they need to have a ‘jaw session’ but in Tobias’ mind means have a talk.
Tobias: ‘I was hoping to have a jaw session with you’

Michael: ‘Well let’s just say as long as that means a talk’

Tobias: ‘I find my self attracted to someone not my wife.’

Michael: ‘What’s her name’

Tobias: ‘Michael’
by Phalange Asphyxiation November 27, 2022
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Scrollin' Session

A precise moment an individual devotes entirely to scroll up in its old Facebook conversations with its friends for the purpose of finding the first message they have sent each other.
Karl: {Dude}! D'you remember the first conversation we had on facebook?
John: No men! But don't worry, {bro}, {lemme} have a {lil'} Scrollin' Session and I'll {brb} with and answer for you.
by the little robert August 5, 2016
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