Everything that goes down after you smoke weed with some good friends. "Session" is often shortend to "sesh" for convenience.
by skateboardingandmaryj June 28, 2011
Get the Post-toke Lurk Sessionmug. A movement that seeks to make all the states west of the Mississippi river an independent nation because of all the bad laws and policies of the US.
by Deep blue 2012 September 5, 2010
Get the Western states session movementmug. by Luciafer April 19, 2018
Get the Sessionsedmug. by katjapangirl November 13, 2014
Get the session of parliamentmug. When you and the boys agree to masturbate on the spot without pulling your dick out or doing gay shit.
by TheGreatBohemi November 29, 2018
Get the Sessionmug. A euphemism for a blow job.
Originally aired in Arrested Development where Tobias needs to talk to Michael about being attracted to someone else that isn’t his wife and starts by saying that they need to have a ‘jaw session’ but in Tobias’ mind means have a talk.
Originally aired in Arrested Development where Tobias needs to talk to Michael about being attracted to someone else that isn’t his wife and starts by saying that they need to have a ‘jaw session’ but in Tobias’ mind means have a talk.
Tobias: ‘I was hoping to have a jaw session with you’
Michael: ‘Well let’s just say as long as that means a talk’
Tobias: ‘I find my self attracted to someone not my wife.’
Michael: ‘What’s her name’
Tobias: ‘Michael’
Michael: ‘Well let’s just say as long as that means a talk’
Tobias: ‘I find my self attracted to someone not my wife.’
Michael: ‘What’s her name’
Tobias: ‘Michael’
by Phalange Asphyxiation November 27, 2022
Get the jaw sessionmug. A precise moment an individual devotes entirely to scroll up in its old Facebook conversations with its friends for the purpose of finding the first message they have sent each other.
Karl: {Dude}! D'you remember the first conversation we had on facebook?
John: No men! But don't worry, {bro}, {lemme} have a {lil'} Scrollin' Session and I'll {brb} with and answer for you.
John: No men! But don't worry, {bro}, {lemme} have a {lil'} Scrollin' Session and I'll {brb} with and answer for you.
by the little robert August 5, 2016
Get the Scrollin' Sessionmug.