by gdaddy16 December 18, 2012
When you have so much control over your ejaculate that you can pretty much spatter your DNA on, over or into pretty much anything you want, with deadly accuracy.
by storm1979 July 26, 2011
by JuliusPepperwood May 14, 2015
When having sex afterwards if you finish on your own you jizz in your hand and slap her in the face with the semen in the hand.
by Chris Ochs October 23, 2006
Fiona is a semen demon
by G00d 0l dickin69 January 19, 2020
by Semen Receptacle July 04, 2014
noun, tree sap or insect honeydew, secreted by insect colonies living in branches. Commonly found on cars parked under a large trees. The liquid is sticky and difficult to remove, residuals are white in colour and can damage paint work when dried. Removal becomes increasingly difficult as the tree semen dries up.
Shit man, that tree tried to inseminate my Bimmer last night, I got effing tree semen all over the bonnet, windscreen and doors.
by Chrisanthynum July 28, 2010