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struggle selfie

When your front camera doesn't work so you have to take pictures with the back end camera not knowing what you look like until after the picture is taken.
Ted: My phone can no longer take pictures using the front camera. I'll just use the back camera and position it right to take this selfie.
Joanne: Stop taking struggle selfies
by everydayimstruggling December 9, 2013
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Selfie Dick

A dick so large, all one can do with it is take a selfie.
He dropped his pants, revealing this massive selfie dick! I couldn't take it so I just pulled out my phone...
by Twosip September 13, 2017
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selfie-promotion

To take a selfie in the act of performing a good deed or while doing something "cool" and subsequently texting or posting said picture to social media so as to show what an extraordinary person you are
Girl 1: Rachel is so successful - it's pretty awesome to see all the cool things she's doing to give back to her community

Girl 2: You mean all her Facebook posts? Have you met Rachel? That's all just selfie-promotion
by BoilerKE22 December 23, 2014
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selfie python

a person, generally a woman, who upon any social interaction instantly grabs you, pulls you close, and takes a selfie with you. You are in a death grip and can not escape before the selfie is taken.
Oh no, here comes Danielle, i'm running to the bathroom before she gets her selfie python death grip on me and everyone knows I was here.
by ROCKBOB26 March 18, 2016
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elfie selfie

a song is sung by 6, 5 year olds and losers
by ur nonexistent father December 1, 2022
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sneaky selfie

When you get someone (friend, sibling, child, pet, etc.) to pose in a picture with you so that it does not appear to be a "selfie". But, the purpose is still to take a photo of yourself for social media.
"Look at John. Posted another pic of him and his dog. He's a sneaky selfie addict!"

"Little Jonny..come here and get next your Mommy so I can take a picture of myself for Facebook." Mommy is taking a sneaky selfie.
by TheWrench January 5, 2014
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poo selfie

A poo selfie is taking a photo/selfie of the upper body while pooing ( not inappropriate just a selfie for the "shits" of it)
Person 1: hey whats up?

Person 2: Not much, pooing!!!!

Person 1: OMGGGGG you gotta send a poo selfie HAHAHA
by Michael knows December 14, 2014
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