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selfish prick

A person who doesn't give a shit about the needs of others. Somebody who is so completely self-absorbed, that he intentionally hurts others for his own benefit.
Taylor is such a selfish prick, he will continue to send unwanted text messages to people who tolerate him, even though they have requested that he stop.
by GregandJay January 2, 2012
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Self Facial

A self-facial is when a male is jacking off or masterbating and his cumshot "shoots" or "squirts" out his penis up to his face, hitting it of course once or mutipule times depending on how big the nut is. Another way a male can give himself a self facial is while reaching point of ejaculation he coils up aiming his penis about 3 to 4 inches away from his face and cums all over his own face.
When I was jacking off last night my nut shot up all the way to my face and mouth, dude i like totally gave myself a Self Facial.
by Sex Guru God December 20, 2009
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Self-Pollinate

self-stimulation or masturbation
I'm going to self-pollinate
by Vinxjo September 19, 2009
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Self-Gov

1. A system of self-governance, made famous in the academic world by Grinnell College.

2. Euphemism for Masturbation
1. Self-Gov is love

2. Yeah I'm gonna go self-gov for a little bit.
by the gernonator September 25, 2011
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self-righteous hypocrite

A shitty person who actually believes they’ve done No wrong, and any/all problems in their life stem from other people. They’re always in the right, and can act however they want, while everyone else has to abide by their beliefs
Tia is such a self-righteous hypocrite, she called me a drug addict while she was standing in a corner talking to herself, tweeked out on molly.
by HJD3 November 4, 2019
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My self confidence

There is no such thing
by ImNotJamesForGodsSake August 19, 2019
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My own self

An Exaggerated way of saying (myself) in an attempt convey sincerity.
Kym says "I only excersize for my own self, not to look hot".
by Fluff n' stuff January 26, 2009
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