security weight

Someone who puts on weight while in a relationship because they are not single anymore and looking for someone

Jeez, she sure has put on some security weight since you two started dating

by Gustilo April 14, 2014

national security issue

In the United States, this is a euphemism for "personally embarrassing to someone with power."

The FBI has released the full results of the years-long investigation, redacting only those sections that are a national security issue.

by Clear-pilled Gentile December 26, 2024

Security Asian

An Asian security agent.

No, that security agent is Asian, so he's actually a Security Asian.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 18, 2011

blick security

To have a pistol for protection

I'm not worried, I have blick security.

by Lex Luther joz knight September 17, 2023

Your social security number is 2

An unique insult to someone who is supposedly very very VERY old due to their interests.

Person 1: I think that The Wizard of Oz is the best movie.
Person 2: Wow. Your social security number is 2.

by evrstz September 29, 2023

Personal security

When they mesmerize having you wrapped up in a warm colcha next them 24/7

David Omar daydreams on having his new friend as personal security while he preps healthy meals all day.

by Sota November 2, 2017

SU Security Guard

Someone that wakes up early to enter the student union. They tend not to go to classes and they will be there 99% of the time. Legend has it it that if you say their name 3 times they’ll appear.

Fade: precious you’re an SU security guard.
Precious: how?
Fade: you open the SU

by TLoba2Splashy2Cashy February 8, 2022