tab-scratchers

The term to use when you tear the tab off your can of pop before you're done drinking it, which gives you an urge to stick your tongue in the newly-made hole while drinking it.

Your tongue eventually gets an uncomfortable cut from rubbing against the sharp edges and touching the aluminum tab that hangs down in the can of pop, and you get tab-scratchers.

You: Hey, what's wrong?

Person: Gah, my tongue is killing me! I stuck it in the hole of my vintage Pepsi Throwback and now I'm stuck with this cut! Ahh, it hurts so bad!

You: Yeah, I know how it feels to have tab-scratchers.

by isochronismisms! June 16, 2009

scratched

To barely make it.

I scratched that escape. The killer was right there.

I just scratched the last grocery bag. Carrying all of this food by hand would take so long.

by Lucifina Nightinger October 9, 2019

Filtch Snatcher

A Disappointment.
A Waste Of Egg And Sperm.
A Creep Ass.

Don't Be A Filtch Snatcher.
Your Such A Filtch Snatcher.

by Nicole C. & Lindsey D. February 2, 2009

craddle snatcher

A man who dates a younger woman. A woman who that is way too young for him. As if he snatched her from her craddle as a baby. A male version of a cougar.

Larry King is such a craddle snatcher.

by Chalom September 13, 2010

scratched out

To curse out or put in one's place

Yo, I heard Monique scratched out that Bitch yesterday for talking shit about her!

by CoCo Blaze November 23, 2007

Body-Snatcher

The people who show up on death scenes and dead body calls to help the coroner move the deceased.

"Thank God for the Body-Snatchers, no way I'm moving that bloated maggot man after he's been marinating in the summer heat for a week."
"Do you know how hard it is to get dead guy juices out of a bulletproof vest? That's why cops let the body-snatchers move the victims on a death call."

by Officer C November 8, 2018

Crum Snatcher

What a U.S. Marine calls his hand, also known as a meat hook or dick skinner.

Get that filthy crum snatcher out of my face before I rip your head off and shove it down your throat.

by C_Dog23 April 27, 2006