schlong covid

The new pandemic formerly known as Monkeypox. The media said that name harms “marginalized communities” so a new name was needed to combat racism. Nobody talks about how you get Schlong Covid due to the media’s fear mongering. It is passed through passionate love between men (which is perfectly normal and something to be proud of!)

Christopher hooked up with a fabulous man named Raùl. It’s misinformation to say they have a higher chance than heterosexuals to get Schlong Covid.

by makicaqu July 29, 2022

Thanos’ Schlong

When you masturbate so many times that your ding dong swells and turns purple, along with you spitting out blood.

Boy 1: I gotta go to the doctor.. I got a bad case of Thanos’ Schlong.
Boy 2: What in the ever living fu-

by NotActuallyAGod April 10, 2021

cheech and schlong

When you invite someone to smoke and bang.

Tom: Did you fuck Mindy yet?
Ben: Nah, she's coming over tonight for some Cheech and Schlong.

Brett: Do you like Cheech and Chong?
Kathy: Sometimes, it depends on the day.
Brett: What about some Cheech and Schlong?

by KenShasta September 22, 2016

big nigga schlong

A penis bigger than the avarage african male's.

Dis niBBa got a big nigga schlong!

by minileraan January 11, 2018

logan long schlong

A man or woman with the name Logan who has a massive penis

Phallon: logan has a Logan Long Schlong

Logan: yes

by OsamaBigLaden July 14, 2022

Schlong

An infamous hairstyle, also known as a mullet where the hair is cut short in the front and is left long in the back.

That hunky dude over there's hot, if he'd just lose the schlong!

The schlong is a highly practical hair-do as it keeps the hair out of the face, but still has the look of sexy long tresses from behind. It's popular with wrestlers
and women who've shirked the most basic social conventions.

by modoc May 9, 2005

schlong

southeast Michigan slang for marijuana

SEE ALSO: skizzong

blaze that schlong 'til the break of dawn!!

by TREASURE_TROVE June 19, 2008