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Schmitt

A loser who annoys people to either A) get what they want or B) get attentiion, someone who doesn't know what NOT to say and is generally very obnoxious.

It is also a last name witch btw if your last name is schmitt, thats a GOOD thing, in fact a lot of people including me) wish their last name was schmitt so please don't get annoyed by this(;
He took my phone and ran away with it because he knew I would run after him. He's such a Schmitt.

She told him my secret so I had to yell at her. What a schmitt!
by Fernanalicialoca July 5, 2011
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Schmutzy

A name used for someone instead of their real name inferring their closeted yet overtly homosexual behavior.
Hey Check out Schmutzy over there. He said that even though he enjoys anal sex with men he insists it's only platonic with the soccer team.
by nerdfrog October 14, 2010
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schmutt

A jewish cat that is normally grumpy.
Normally people with the name Ian are schmutts.
by Ian Cats March 26, 2010
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schluter

A schluter is someone who lies about carrying large guns or weapons,like an AK or a Bowie knife.It came from a german kid who came to are school who lied about bringin' a big gun to school but he lied.He said that just so he would not be picked on by us.(Schluter is a company who makes war styled model helicopters.
"Hey man do not mess with him he be totin""No man he a straight up schluter"
by Jake March 25, 2005
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schmutzick

to be extremely selfish and looking out for your own needs; to steal from hotels; or, a term used to describe someone who does not recycle.
Schmutzick! Bring those Holiday Inn towels back to the hotel!

It was schmutzick that the man waited until 6:30, when his favorite ESPN programming ended, to come out and get into the car of people that had been waiting in his driveway since 6:21.
by The Bliddler December 9, 2009
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schmitzposter

A person who takes on the identity of those with his last name but really turns out to be poser or a schmitzposter. Also see Other.
Other was such a schmitzposter that he has been renamed.
by Adidley November 6, 2006
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schlutie

An attractive woman of questionable moral character. Likely to have an STD, illegitimate child or naked pictures of her on the internet.
Julie was a schlutie.
by Goose4 April 15, 2008
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