schmenius

The opposite of genius, according to a Washington Mutual radio commercial.

"Man, am I a schmenius; I just burnt a winning lottery ticket!"

"Your plan to trick us would never work because it's so schmenius."

by streudelz August 10, 2008

Schmenger

(Ray Teo) someone that vapes and thinks they’re really cool and skux

Me: Fuck me cunt that toilet is full of schmengers
Dave: I know right

by Mwrshi April 13, 2022

Schmenis

An uncircumcised penis, typically of small nature

Yo, have you seen Sven's schmenis? He flashed the entire class.

My date yesterday had a schmenis.

by Schmenis June 15, 2022

Schmengle

Ben nuttal

Ben nutall is such a schmengle

by CallMeBraindead August 28, 2022

schmenemies

So many enemies

She got Schmenemies

by Dingothedog May 26, 2023

schmengy

Midwest-German slang for a marijuana cigarette.

Oh, don’t mind me. Just rollin’ a fat schmengy before seeing Greta Gerwig’s Barbie.

by TheThighsOfRJ January 17, 2024

schmenzer

Schmenzer is your dick or your pecker or your prick

Damn Matt has his schmenzer in a little cage

by Timmybiscuit February 17, 2024