schmloppels

the feeling when you fall asleep on the school desk

schmloppels

by eheheha September 20, 2022

schloopal

When someone is very noble.

Person 1:'Oh, that was very schloopal of you.'

by davehascraves September 20, 2022

Schlopertunity

The opportunity to receive top (head)

I had a schlopertunity last night with Emma but her roommate, Peggy, cockblocked me.

by Pamf101 November 17, 2022

Schlappy

When a closeted gay man has a few drinks and his true homosexual urges explode in a sloppy and grabby display.

Mitch was a manly man, he owned big guns, drove a big truck, and loved the flag, but after downing a few he’d swap his Natural Lights for Mint Juleps and enjoyed getting schlappy with area twinks.

by Tank Utley January 6, 2023

Schlippy

When you feel happy, sleepy, and you like puppy’s

Im so schlippy, I’m probably gonna hit the hay

by Awakeningmoon January 11, 2023

Schlapp

V. To grab another man’s crotch without permission

The political aide was shocked when his boss schlapped him when they were alone in the elevator.

by Scorpio Stinger March 8, 2023

Schlapped

Joking euphemism for having been sexually groped without one's consent.

Based on the name of a prominent, once-thought-to-be heterosexual (???), Republican spokesperson and organizer who allegedly groped his chauffeur repeatedly and persistently—without consent. The driver claimed the experience traumatized him and complained about it to anyone who would listen, including the Press.

(Straight guy, realizing he's just been pinched on the ass by another man) "Egads! I've just been Schlapped!"

by mrburlesk March 9, 2023