Schlom

The backflow of various bodily fluids upon the conclusion of anal sex.

I lashed out on some upmarket satin sheets for the occasion only for him to schlom all over them when I pulled out.

by Gruntie Stevie June 19, 2022

schlock bebe

That thing looks nice, it’s hangin low. Example nice schlock bebe bro !!!

She was sucking the schlock Bebe for days.

by Matty d otg July 7, 2022

Schlocktor

A pretentious individual with a PhD. who's amassed wealth and fame predominantly by inaccurately preaching about sciences outside their professional field of expertise to fundamentalists and zealots

Schlocktor Deepak Chopra, M.D., PhD. loves to confound evolutionary biology and quantum physics with mysticism to engage the spirit and numb the mind of his hopelessly problematic disciples.

by Ernest OyVey September 1, 2022

schlocker

Male genitalia, usually consisting of a shaft and 2 buoyancy tanks covalently bonded.

Wow! Nick's schlocker has such an impressive energy! It's huge!

by teej007 February 2, 2023

schlagenheimer

Someone who lives in Schlagenheim

Those schlagenheimers move with such a purpose.

by potato44_ February 15, 2023

Schlob

A fat wet dirty shit

'I'm furious john'
'Why alexander'
'Cause Phil left a schlob in the pub toilet and clogged it'
'What a legend!'

by Joshnosh February 19, 2023

Schloisty

One who evokes a sexual appetite in those around you in an effortless but stylish way.

Bro that bitch is schloisty asf

by WenMoon March 11, 2023