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Schlump

When you and two other people get together and you tie the two other penises together in a knot.
by yourpep242 April 25, 2024
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schlumping

Schlumping is what happens when the structure of an object, or theoretically a person or animal, partially collapses, resulting in an awkward lean or tilt.

Schlumping was used to describe the state of Mr. Bix's borphin in the Dr. Suess book "did I ever tell you how luck you are".
Every morning at six Mr. Bix wakes up because he has a borphin to fix. His borphin is schlumping and he must unschlump it before the next night.
by bob_johnson September 20, 2024
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schmumfy

The act of shutting the front door, putting on your comfy cosies and curling up in front of the tv/fire/tiktok knowing you don’t have to go outside into the cold or rain.
“No Flotsam, I don’t want to go to shuffleboard today, I’ve just taken my bra off and I’m all schmumfy”
by _doodles November 24, 2024
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Schlumberger

Not SLB
Schlumberger is not the same as SLB.
by norber02 January 15, 2025
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Schlummi

Coming from the german word "schlummern (to

take a peaceful nap) it is used to describe a person who is often tired and always wants to take a tiny little nap. Pronunciation: ʃlʊmi:

You can also use it to describe the action of taking said little nap. A Schlummi is often rather short and can be done anywhere at anytime.

It brings you peace an love. You should try it.
Sophie just took a nap in the lecture... she is such a Schlummi.
After having lunch it's time for a Schlummi.
by pseudophilosophie February 3, 2025
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Schumer

To Schumer (verb):
(a) To cave or yield to political pressure, often compromising one's principles or party's interests.
(b) To aggressively seek media attention or insert oneself into the spotlight, often at the expense of others.
(c) To make bold statements or promises, but ultimately fail to follow through with substantive action.
Stephanie said she was going to fight the parking ticket, but she ended up Schumering once again.

Yeah, that dude did it again. He Schumered it, it's like he's looking for the most creative way to give up every time and piss everyone off.
by patchmonkey March 14, 2025
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Schumer

a person of the Jewish persuasion who argues everything will be okay if we just let the Nazis have their way
You're just gonna roll over like that... what a Schumer!
by SoylentGrin March 14, 2025
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