Jack sparrow

big ass legend, used his pirate trickery in court and won against amber heard.

Jhon - did you hear about amber heard in court
Jim - ye, jack sparrow kicker her ass

by lacky maky December 1, 2022

Jack Sparrow

Literally everyone's best friend and the best best best best best pirate in existence, savvy?

Why does everyone keep taking this man's rum away; why does nobody call him captain?
Keywords- Amazing, hot, beautiful, brave, skilled, drunk, LITERALLY THE BEST GUY EVER

I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?
Why is the rum always gone?
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!

by Jack Sparrow's pirate girl September 1, 2022

The Sorrows

A place that is the border between dreaming and being awake. Everyone remembers the bright red checkerboard tiles the best, and the rooms are filled with people who are vaguely familiar

Man, that time in The Sorrows this morning was boring, I didn't even see anyone interesting.

by TheSwellSurviver October 12, 2022

purple sorrow

The sadness Minnesota Vikings fans have for their team pretty much ever year they are in the playoffs and never get to the Superbowl.

Again, this year, there is much purple sorrow among Vikings’ fans as the team did not advance past the first round of the playoffs.

by Purplenado March 4, 2023

Liv Sarnowska

She is the biggest stress/ worrier you will ever meet. As a friend all she'll want to do is just have FUN and learn about you as fast as possible. She's not quite a drama women her self but she's a magnet too drama. Always mentioned and she will always get the down fall of even it ain't in her control. As fun and likeable as she may seem, she's the biggest stag of them all. She's jumping from boyfriends left and right, as if she feels like she must be with the man she just snagged UNTIL she shags another!

Student 1: 'Liv Sarnowska' isn't in today?

Student 2: I know right!

Student 1: Did you hear that jake and Ellie broke up too!?

Student 2: Defford 'Liv Sarnowska' doing.

by AdolfRizzler#1939 August 1, 2023

Ass sparrow goose

Preetty sure its a vegetable

“AayO mayne pass the Ass sparrow goose”

by YeahItsStolen May 24, 2025

smartphone sorrow

The overwhelming feeling of despair and frustration experienced by teenage girls when their parents confiscate their smartphones after losing arguments, especially when they still need to communicate with their boyfriends.

After my parents took my phone away for arguing about my grades, I was hit with major "smartphone sorrow" because I couldn't even text my boyfriend to vent!

by Emotional Cruiser July 26, 2025