Saloon

A place frequented by members of the Sciuridae family, most notably squirrels. Some members of the aforementioned family aspire to work at what is commonly referred to as a salon, where they beautify the hair of humankind, and perform other salon related services. However, since they are members of the Sciuridae family and have friends who pester them, a salon to them is actually a saloon.

Squirrel: I need to get my hair done, and I need good eye extension thingys.

Annoying friend: Do you get that done at the saloon?
Squirrel: Scampers off

*mic drop*

by Aviiiiiiiii95 May 29, 2018

samoni

One of the gayest kids you will ever meet online!

Person A: You're really acting like a samoni right now.
Person B: Just because I want to suck your dick doesn't mean I'm a samoni.

by heateroni July 31, 2021

saloonatic

a joy rider; usu: teenaged, driving a nova. see also, NovaBoys.

I saw this saloonatic crashing into a baby carriage yesterday, he was driving a Nova, he was probably one of those NovaBoys

by androphus June 11, 2003

Samsonfy

Verb
To waste of goodness.

You "samsonfied" your computer.

by Dr.Ryker-Legacy August 13, 2003

stamoon

A really funky dance, Any style, A man that does a stamoon is the embodiment of cool,

John Travolta stamoons in the dance scene of pulp fiction

by Josh M Jones April 4, 2008

Samsonite meeting

A pointless meeting, waste of time

Andy - Dude went to that Samsonite meeting the other day

Traci - How was it?

Andy - 30 minutes i'll never get back!

by hornetnelly1 April 16, 2010

Sampong

a) a hard-worker..

b) a created player in a video game in which all his attributes would be 99

3) 113 yr old man who works 3 hour shifts once a week, but in those three hours does more than all of the other workers combined

in at 12, out at 3..pulled a sampong today!

wow, you moved all those boxes? really samponged it up eh?

by Agent Vook November 24, 2010