lizzy smolen

A girl

Oh look there's Lizzy Smolen

by Ktgggggggggggggggggggggggggggg February 26, 2019

lizzy smolen

a female who likes going to her boyfriends basketball games, she always buys me food because I am broke, she is really good at AP Government, and is somewhat addicted to her phone, she also likes Max Sranske, ben's cat

p.s. she likes trolls too

Lizzy Smolen is a cool gal.

by Ktgggggggggggggggggggggggggggg February 26, 2019

Lane Sample

Lane Sample the kid at Pensacola beach with the loudest truck but still doesn’t get laid and has a big sclong but still doesn’t get laid. He is known for reving it everything we’re he goes. His truck is a pos but everyone still loves it!#rattlecankustoms

Lane Sample is a ugly mf fucker

by Hsgendyrhebf April 30, 2019

Amsterdam Sampler

The act of chasing 4 robogels (60mg DXM HBr) with half a bottle of delsym (444mg DXM Polistirex). The greatest functional social buzz of all time. Do this before work for a wonderful day.

Michael J. Foxx: I TOOK AN AMSTERDAM SAMPLER AND I FEEL LIKE A SPRING WHOSE ONLY PURPOSE IS TO JUMP

by Mega Röv Bög June 21, 2019

Carolina Sampler

The act of defecating, urinating, vomiting and orgasming, all within twenty minutes.

I felt like shit this morning, but a good ol' Carolina Sampler had me feeling refreshed and energized.

by Oaf's12 July 9, 2019

Dirty Smolenski

A Dirty Smolenski is when you crossfade so hard that either your consciousness or your morals shut off, leading to either a blackout or a morally wrong act being committed, the first being referred to a Dirty Smolenski SR and the latter being a Dirty Smolenski JR

- Bro Mike straight up pulled a Dirty Smolenski at Grandma's funeral.
- Jr or Sr?
- Bro you don't wanna know

by Cuckboiiii April 18, 2020

The sampler

Sticking a toothpick inside of one's penis while receiving a blowjob

Last night Lucy did The sampler on me

by Fungalbob March 23, 2023