japanese giant salamander

The weeb's favorite salamander because its big like their wiafus tits and it lives in japan

Person1: that guys such a weeb I bet his favorite salamander is the Japanese giant salamander
Person2:yeah

by Meme man the madlad December 21, 2020

tits on a salamander

When she be smacking those lips like she's got them, but just salamander tits

Dumb hole thinking she all that but just tits on a salamander

by Elmer creek February 21, 2021

thats the way the salamander sambas

another way cooler way of saying “thats the way the cookie crumbles”

Phoenix:thats the way the salamander sambas
samalamadingdong: NOO THATS NOT A PHRASE NO ONE SAYS THAT

look at me now sam

by gayfurryporn December 18, 2021

Glaze the Salmon

To stroke one's manhood while drinking craft beer in a strange city.

Captain Steubing liked to glaze the salmon while sitting in an empty Motel 6, drinking a Hop Butcher IPA and thinking of his love in another state.

by The Grimm Reaper August 5, 2022

big fat salmon of knowledge

popularly known as fintan hamilton or the carhartt meuca, he is currently living in spain, in a town called Meucaland, where around a hundred meuques are around him every day. his big fat cock has become one of the most dangerous weapons nowadays.

this big fat salmon of knowledge screws meuques daily

by MeucHamilton January 24, 2023

The sneaky salamander

The sneaky salamander is when you shove a slinky up you’re anal cavity and force a salamander to crawl through the slinky and then rip the slinky out as fast as you can

Hey Tim me and Angela did the sneaky salamander last night and it still hasn’t come out wanna take a look.

by Bigisland April 3, 2023

Slammin The Salmon

Verb. A Male, Who While During Intercourse, Spreads His Womans Naked Legs And Thrusts His Knee Into Her Crotch. Followed Up But Mass Ejaculation Into The Vagina.

"Man, Last Night I Was Slammin The Salmon To The Moon And She Loved It!"

by Sparkyyy2009 July 29, 2009