Shit 

This

Hym "This is absolute shit. Absolute shit. You are all really screwing me here. Wow... Just wow..."

Shit by Hym Iam June 20, 2022

SHIT 

So Happy Its Tuesday
or
So Happy Its Thursday

Shit, I want to go clubbin' tonight.

SHIT by LeBron's Headband November 18, 2011

shit 

dude. dont search up shit in the urban dictionary.

dumb blonde: whats "shit"?
guy: just, just leave.

shit by somebody you used to know February 12, 2013

Shit 

1. Crap
2. Poo
3. Rubbish

That was a massive shit you just did there!

Shit by ThatShitCrazay March 21, 2013

SHIT 

Acronym for "Sorry honey, it's Thursday." Used when someone says "TGIF" a day early.

A blonde gets into an elevator and sighs "TGIF!"

The brunette already in the elevator shakes her head and says "SHIT".

The blonde says, slowly and carefully, "T.G.I.F."

The brunette insistently says "S.H.I.T."

The blonde says "TGIF stands for 'Thank goodness it's Friday, you idiot!"

The brunette responds "I know. SHIT stands for 'sorry honey, it's Thursday'."

SHIT by Rhodoferax November 14, 2013

shit 

What you take.

I just took a shit.

shit by DunkinDonuts November 27, 2013

shit 

slang, noun.
Term anti-tweekers use to refer to meth

Tweakers smoke shit out of a quag

shit by bobles January 11, 2008